@Peteforester, That was going to be almost my exact reply. What heterosexual man would dress like that? Definitely not one that I'd spend any time around. A longtime buddy of mine started wearing a small twat knot (mini man bun) a couple years ago, probably as an indicator of a nascent midlife crisis. I busted his balls about it (humorously) until he stopped with that stupid shit.
I think they are dressing to make their junk appear larger. God help them if they have to skin themselves out of those pants because catastrophic bowel movement will occur in 3.5 seconds ...
Yep. To build my wife's self esteem I treat her really well and once told her I married above my station. I've been clawing that back for 10 years to undo the damage I caused to my own life.
9) When one of my sons was learning to drive he asked me "how long have they been rebuilding I-35?" I told him it's been for my whole life and I'm not before that.
17: It was honestly life changing when I realized (in my 40s no less) that just spending the 2-3 minutes it takes to empty the dishwasher is so much more useful than putting it off for hours or days. 20: Send Sasha Grey over there too so she can see how appreciative they all are of her.
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#6 It really is just a storage drawer, not a warming drawer.
ReplyDeleteGee, mine has a heat setting
DeleteI have a double oven with no Storage or warming drawer.
DeleteSound like anonymous just above needs a triple oven, so they have someplace to store the shitty pans they don't want anyone to see.
DeleteUsed to be a broiler for cooking roasts and steaks. My grannie made brown sugar toast in there. Yum!
DeleteRuckus, he's got the 2nd oven for that... and it's bigger than the warming drawer.
DeleteI just wish I could put stuff in there without jamming the drawer.
DeletePretty sure ovens vary. Don't store anything plastic, that's all I'm saying.
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#12: What's preventing me from dressing this way? I'm not a fag, for starters... One of those guys is the anus tart in #3...
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@Peteforester, That was going to be almost my exact reply. What heterosexual man would dress like that? Definitely not one that I'd spend any time around. A longtime buddy of mine started wearing a small twat knot (mini man bun) a couple years ago, probably as an indicator of a nascent midlife crisis. I busted his balls about it (humorously) until he stopped with that stupid shit.
DeleteYeah, from left to right it's "Rump Ranger, Chutney Ferret, Tube Smoker, and Back-door Conquistador"....
DeleteYeah, I'm not a eurofag, either...
DeleteAnybody else ever see a French soldier's BDUs?
I think they are dressing to make their junk appear larger. God help them if they have to skin themselves out of those pants because catastrophic bowel movement will occur in 3.5 seconds ...
DeleteOui! French soldiers tailor their fatigues to be skin tight.
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ReplyDelete#6: Search as I might I can't find that storage compartment in my microwave oven.
ReplyDelete#9: North carolina, Hold my Beer.
#14: They got a taco version for the Mexican dudes?
#16: And then the earworm comes in loud and clear
#14. Especially if she takes the makeup off and puts on a real smile.
ReplyDelete#14 - For me the pictures are usually reversed...
ReplyDeleteYep. To build my wife's self esteem I treat her really well and once told her I married above my station. I've been clawing that back for 10 years to undo the damage I caused to my own life.
Delete9) When one of my sons was learning to drive he asked me "how long have they been rebuilding I-35?" I told him it's been for my whole life and I'm not before that.
ReplyDeleteThere's a stretch of I10 in Baton Rouge that's maybe 15 miles long, it's been under reconstruction forever..
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#2 - If you're not on a watch list for something by now, you should be ashamed of yourself.
ReplyDelete17: It was honestly life changing when I realized (in my 40s no less) that just spending the 2-3 minutes it takes to empty the dishwasher is so much more useful than putting it off for hours or days.
ReplyDelete20: Send Sasha Grey over there too so she can see how appreciative they all are of her.