Those are almonds. They used to shake them right onto the ground and sweep them up, causing a huge dust cloud that hung over the Central Valley, then somebody came up with this contraption. They were just starting to use them when I left.
Theater carpet is especially grabby for obvious reasons. Okay, not obvious to some of you. For reasons of liability/risk management. Couple that with extra friction tennis shoes and you get #10.
#4 My cousin bought a new Mustang when he returned from being stationed in Germany. He drove to Malmstrom AFB. A big snowstorm hit. His car got pushed into a snow mound. He didn't see it until spring thaw.
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#6 Every lesbian’s dream girl
ReplyDeleteI beg to differ. I think she could put a smile on many a heterosexual.
DeleteShe could give you a colonoscopy with that thing.
DeleteDuuno about lezzies but she could wrap that lounge around any part of me she wants.
ReplyDeletelounge?
Deleteautocorrect makes everything curiouser and curiouser....
DeleteI think it is autocorrect's job to make us look dumber and dumber, and in turn, make it easier for AI to impersonate humans.
DeleteBe honest, now. How many of you checked to see how far your lounge would reach...
Delete#9. Just plain awesome! I love how the tug operator started taking up the slack as soon as the ship was in the water.
ReplyDeleteI've been to a bunch of ship launchs. It's always a good time watching it slid off the skids into the water
DeleteJD
6. Was immediately reminded of a cow with a tongue jammed in her nostril. Then she DID it. How do I unsee thatš¤®
ReplyDelete#6 That girls tongue is gross and I doubt it feels any better than a regular one.
ReplyDeleteI can be the judge of that.
Delete#8 - eggs restocked?
ReplyDeletewalmart????
Delete#5-Limes???
ReplyDeleteThose are almonds. They used to shake them right onto the ground and sweep them up, causing a huge dust cloud that hung over the Central Valley, then somebody came up with this contraption. They were just starting to use them when I left.
DeleteThey do that with pecan trees also.
Deletethey were doing this with cherries in 1972.
Delete#8... Is this guy drunk or a moron. Both? What was he trying to accomplish?
ReplyDeleteThat girl's tongue has just been whipped around the internet at warp speed thanks to you Ken. God Bless you!
ReplyDelete#10 I've been that drunk before.
ReplyDelete#10 - I can't remember being that drunk but I've seen lots of others like that.
DeleteDon't think #10 is drunk.
DeleteDifficult to drink in a movie theater.
More likely her foot got caught in start of the carpet.
Mark in PA
How is it difficult to drink in a theater? That's why they make half pint bottles. And flasks.
DeleteThe theaters in my part of Florida serve alcohol.
DeleteGod bless Florida.
DeleteTheater carpet is especially grabby for obvious reasons. Okay, not obvious to some of you. For reasons of liability/risk management. Couple that with extra friction tennis shoes and you get #10.
Delete#4 My cousin bought a new Mustang when he returned from being stationed in Germany. He drove to Malmstrom AFB. A big snowstorm hit. His car got pushed into a snow mound. He didn't see it until spring thaw.
ReplyDelete#1- That's how you raise your child- confident and fearless! (If that's the neighbors kid, then it's just for laughs)-
ReplyDelete#2 "Alcohol was involved"
ReplyDelete#1 Kinda young to be walking the plank.
ReplyDelete#5 Years ago, I had a customer, whose Dad evidently invented that contraption. My customer had seriously deep pockets.
ReplyDelete#6: Clear of the Colombian Beso Negro contest
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