I was married to somebody who did that. Worse, I'm a musician, and she would come into a room where I was practicing and start up asking me questions, loud enough to be heard over the guitar.
I'm convinced they have a certain radar, a prehistoric trait in their wiring if you will. Whether it be when deep into a book, auto repair or guitar they sense that they are not the center of attention and must correct that.
A corollary is shouting for my attention to ask a question from wherever she is rather than coming to wherever I am to get my attention. And then being pissed off when I can’t hear what she’s saying. Who does that?
The solutions to your problem are simple: the door does not have a lock on it and you need a much, much bigger amp - a Marshall Major with about 200 amps would be a start.
#8. Ditched the wife crap in 2018 for the last time. Not even sure now why I did it again. My life is so much easier now. If I drop/put an item on the floor, it will be there till I pick it up. “Gravity, it’s the Law” unless you have a wife, then all bets are off . There is no stress in my life now, no walking on egg shells, no Word Twister Games, nada. Come and go as I please, do what I want when I want, talk to whom ever I want to. Sure some of you might have great wife’s, but sadly you are the minority.
The quarry at our cement plant had a real serious problem like #7. Raised the box but the load stayed stuck & the whole think tipped over backwards. Killed the driver.
1) Seems DOGE found a line item in the Treasury software that was depositing $122,000/month directly to Big Mike without it being charged against any PO, Contract, or agreement. That's $1,464,000.00 per year.
#14 - Actually got a refund from a professional masseuse because she couldn't rip out my muscles, beat them to death with a kitchen mallet, and staple them back in place.
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#20 Spot on, Bro.
ReplyDeleteAnd a really big spot that blob will make!
DeleteYes, but it will be colorful...
DeleteOne thing Islam does right is their roof parties.
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I was married to somebody who did that. Worse, I'm a musician, and she would come into a room where I was practicing and start up asking me questions, loud enough to be heard over the guitar.
I'm convinced they have a certain radar, a prehistoric trait in their wiring if you will. Whether it be when deep into a book, auto repair or guitar they sense that they are not the center of attention and must correct that.
DeleteCDP - Are you married to my wife, too?
DeleteA corollary is shouting for my attention to ask a question from wherever she is rather than coming to wherever I am to get my attention. And then being pissed off when I can’t hear what she’s saying. Who does that?
DeleteMy wife, for one
Deleteand mine
DeleteThe solutions to your problem are simple: the door does not have a lock on it and you need a much, much bigger amp - a Marshall Major with about 200 amps would be a start.
DeleteI live a life of interruption free solitude.....until I try to make a phone call.
Delete#8. Ditched the wife crap in 2018 for the last time. Not even sure now why I did it again. My life is so much easier now. If I drop/put an item on the floor, it will be there till I pick it up. “Gravity, it’s the Law” unless you have a wife, then all bets are off . There is no stress in my life now, no walking on egg shells, no Word Twister Games, nada. Come and go as I please, do what I want when I want, talk to whom ever I want to. Sure some of you might have great wife’s, but sadly you are the minority.
DeleteA lot of being married is just standing in different rooms yelling at each other.
DeleteThe quarry at our cement plant had a real serious problem like #7. Raised the box but the load stayed stuck & the whole think tipped over backwards. Killed the driver.
ReplyDeleteOh how funny these are. Thank you
ReplyDelete1) Seems DOGE found a line item in the Treasury software that was depositing $122,000/month directly to Big Mike without it being charged against any PO, Contract, or agreement. That's $1,464,000.00 per year.
ReplyDeleteHere it is.
Delete$1.4M for doing nothing
Steve
I would demand that they pay me FAR more than that if they expected me to spend time around Mr Soetoro.
DeleteMikey, I think that $122K a month came from a satirical web site.
Delete#20 Not any more...
ReplyDelete#7 If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that😄
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#14 - Actually got a refund from a professional masseuse because she couldn't rip out my muscles, beat them to death with a kitchen mallet, and staple them back in place.
ReplyDelete#18 shhhh, (quiet).
ReplyDeleteI’ve been thinking about a Chinese massage parlor down the road. I hear it’s pretty good but my old ticker might not appreciate it
ReplyDeleteAs long as your heart lasts 1 second longer than the happy ending you're good.
Deletere: #18 - i thought the saying was "Everyone laughs in English."
ReplyDelete#20. Aw shit. I was hoping that would stay a secret.
ReplyDelete8. Me. Mom never let me have a minute's peace. I took my books to the barn to read.
ReplyDeletePayback for Mom! Mom! Mom!...
DeleteI had a treehouse
Delete#1 ... Big Mike's podcast has bombed. So much for that groundswell of support for a WH run in 2028.
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