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Friday, March 07, 2025

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

Oops, wrong car.” 

A woman was arrested on Wednesday after mistakenly vandalizing a vehicle she thought belonged to her ex-boyfriend, according to the Volusia Sheriff’s Office.

8 comments:

  1. I saw the car. Damages listed as $5000. The car is not worth half that amount.

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  2. "Deputies also explained that they’d caught the woman driving with two open containers of Four Loko in plain view."

    Hmmm . . . maybe I'll add that as the beverage for my next dinner party, in place of the Domaine de la Janasse Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

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  3. Truth in advertising. This ad's been used by several body shops.

    https://youtu.be/6246c6Yw29Y

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  4. It’s obvious the bimbo got the wrong vehicle because the only part of it she's familiar with is the back seat and the roof liner.

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  5. $5K to wash the eggs off and wipe the spray paint off with laquer thinner? Also, you can have the car wrapped for $2,500.
    Al_in_Ottawa

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  6. Tits or tires guys
    Tits or tires
    JD

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  7. She loko missing that log.

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