CONCORD, N.C – A Concord mother is recovering after accidentally gluing her eyelid shut because she thought her nail glue was her eye drops. It turns out the mistake may be more common than you think.
What, they smell the same? If the bottles are so similar, mark them to avoid confusion. Store them in different places. A colleague had an unfortunate accident when he used sanitising wipes (hospital grade) instead of moist toilet towelettes. The chances of a repeat performance are low.
His girlfriend was cleaning supervisor at the local hospital, so there were a couple of packets of extra powerful sanitising wipes in the house. The toiletpaper had run out and he remembered, correctly, there was a packet of wet-wipe toilet tissue in the bathroom cupboard. Sadly, in the heat of the moment he grabbed the wrong packet. He described the experience as being remarkably painful, although his freckle had never been cleaner. This is also the same gentleman that managed to jam his junk under a toilet seat while hurriedly sitting down. He couldn't remain seated for obvious reasons, but the geometry of the situation made getting back up also painful, in addition to the action in progress. Moral of the story....be careful, especially when in a hurry.
This article checks off almost every box. * Apostrophe in the name * close cropped hair * nail glue * working on masters degree * tik tok * go fund me account
My parents knew a bush-pilot that could land his plane on a dime. He flew for medical emergencies in whatever remote location he lived in. At some point his eye-drops and some other nasty dropper got mixed-up. Ruined his eye-sight for flying.
I call bullshit on her making a 'mistake'. She was trying to glue one of those ridiculously huge false eyelashes that look like palm fronds onto her lids and knew exactly what she was using. Thinking about starting a #GoFuckYourself for this 'boon.
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I just can't see this happening...
ReplyDeleteNudge, nudge, wink.... uh...nope!
DeleteYou must be blind to reality.
DeleteMy girlfriend did this, but. . . She was drunk when she did it!!
ReplyDeleteAfter that happened, did you try disguising it as her lip gloss?
DeleteAsking for a friend…
What, they smell the same? If the bottles are so similar, mark them to avoid confusion. Store them in different places. A colleague had an unfortunate accident when he used sanitising wipes (hospital grade) instead of moist toilet towelettes. The chances of a repeat performance are low.
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I hate to ask, but my sick side wants to know...
DeleteHis girlfriend was cleaning supervisor at the local hospital, so there were a couple of packets of extra powerful sanitising wipes in the house. The toiletpaper had run out and he remembered, correctly, there was a packet of wet-wipe toilet tissue in the bathroom cupboard. Sadly, in the heat of the moment he grabbed the wrong packet. He described the experience as being remarkably painful, although his freckle had never been cleaner. This is also the same gentleman that managed to jam his junk under a toilet seat while hurriedly sitting down. He couldn't remain seated for obvious reasons, but the geometry of the situation made getting back up also painful, in addition to the action in progress. Moral of the story....be careful, especially when in a hurry.
DeleteThis article checks off almost every box.
ReplyDelete* Apostrophe in the name
* close cropped hair
* nail glue
* working on masters degree
* tik tok
* go fund me account
You'd a thunk she'd learned after mistaken hedge clippers for hair straighteners.
ReplyDeleteJpaul
Eye totally feel bad for her
ReplyDeleteAye see what you did there...
DeleteEd
Please stop. Ewe are cracking me up.
DeleteMy parents knew a bush-pilot that could land his plane on a dime. He flew for medical emergencies in whatever remote location he lived in. At some point his eye-drops and some other nasty dropper got mixed-up. Ruined his eye-sight for flying.
ReplyDeleteI hope she doesn't confuse the nail glue for her Summer's Eve.
ReplyDeleteLMAO, too late she's already reproduced
DeleteJD
This is so classic... A go-fund-me? Is there anything people won't try to cash in on?
ReplyDeleteThere's thousands of ignorant assholes willing to hand over their cash.
DeleteI call bullshit on her making a 'mistake'. She was trying to glue one of those ridiculously huge false eyelashes that look like palm fronds onto her lids and knew exactly what she was using. Thinking about starting a #GoFuckYourself for this 'boon.
ReplyDeleteYeah... My girlfriend did the same thing. Wish I'd have thought of the go-fund-me-page at time!
ReplyDelete_Karl
Hey, this is a Charlotte 'Burb. Several years ago, a "similar" woman was interviewed by WSOC. A lampshade on her end table was a KFC Bucket.
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