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Monday, April 21, 2025

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45 comments:

  1. #7 But only if you're bitten on the penis...

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  2. #20 Why is the 5th of May celebrated in the US when it's not celebrated in Mexico in the first place?

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    1. Because some people can't wait until Memorial Day to get drunk.

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    2. Corona noticed how much Guinness made on St. Patrick's day and wanted in on that action.

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    3. Should be agains't the law. How many other countries allow foreigners to celebrate wars that had nothing to do with them. I swear this country is full of morons.

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    4. To Anonymous 4:32 PM: If you think your country is full of morons, drive to Toronto Canada. You will feel much better about the United States afterward.

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    5. Then the folks in Toronto drive to Montreal.

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  3. #1. At the time, Georgia only required an official license plate on the rear. I still have my Georgia flag plate like that one.

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    1. TN still does (rear only).

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    2. South Carolina is the same.

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    3. AZ same

      Tom762

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    4. Louisiana as well
      JD

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    5. NC as well. My late wife from NYC was shocked to the marrow when she first saw my Clay Smith Cam woodpecker on the front of my 56 Fairlane--"You can't drive that around, you'll get a ticket!" She had a 56 herself; after we had it shipped down here, we put a Sun Records plate on her front bumper. She was happy as some clams then, said she was NEVER leaving NC. :D

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    6. Texas has front and back. I took my front one off because I drive between texas and mississippi once a month. I prefer not to have the cops see me coming from texas on their radars.

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    7. Florida is rear only. License plates, that is.

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    8. A coworker had his car registered in both the North West Territories of Canada and Florida. The front plate was the polar bear shaped plate (no rear plates in NWT since the snow covers them) and the rear plate was the sunshine state one.
      Al_in_Ottawa

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    9. Maryland has tags on front and rear and apparently requires the occupants to throw trash out all of the windows at all times.

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    10. Alabama is rear only.

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    11. Kansas is rear only. Boy, that sounds wrong.😑

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    12. Wyoming is front and back. Next year they'll probably want both sides as well.

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  4. #5 No it's cancelled because y'all here illegally.

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  5. I hope when ICE is raiding cinco de mayo, they play
    “La cucaracha “ at full volume

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    1. "no marijuana por fumar" IIRC

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  6. #20: If you're here LEGALLY, there's no problem. If you're not, you ARE the problem.

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  7. #20 Henceforth it shall be known as "Cinco De Porto". Have an ICE day!

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  8. Cinco de Mayo is to celebrate the victory over the French at Puebla, one of only two recorded victories by the Mexican army. They don't dare celebrate their other victory, at least not here.

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    1. Losing to the French would be the same as LeBron and his Lakers losing to a team of Community School trans-women.
      Celebrating a win is also something you shouldn't brag about.

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    2. You mean like July 4?

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  9. # 10. Very profound
    JD

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  10. #4 I still have Maxwell cassette tapes that are blanks in the original package.
    Eastwood

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    1. Back in the 70s I was chided for calling it Maxwell Tape. I looked at the tape and sonofabitch, it's Maxell.

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  11. I've gotten some chickens#@t tickets but not having a front license plate was ridiculous. Another was parking facing the wrong way on a cul-de-sac. Harmless violations hurting no one.

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  12. #3--on mine, it was play + record.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  13. 5th of May celebrates a forgotten naval war between Mexico and Peru. Peru had a battleship named Mayo, it sink-od.

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  14. Happy San Jacinto day! If the US were to celebrate Puebla we would probably do it sometime in September or on October 12.

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    1. Yup, Texas Independence Day came and went. I didn't see a single news story about it. Many stories on Maryland Man though - imagine that.

      One of my ex bosses (RIP Zeb) had a birthday on 4/21 while his brother had a 5/5 (Cinco De Mayo) birthday. Always some good natured comments on that.

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  15. #7 is probably going to give me nightmares the rest of my life ! They make something called a cockring or just ask your doctor for something

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  16. 3: Yep, I'm that old. Crazy how things have changed too. I've gone from liking tape hiss and garbage FM audio quality to getting upset when I can't find lossless audio to download.
    20: Oh well

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  17. #10 Those lobsters died from being crushed by the pressure as the ship went to the bottom.

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    1. It's a meme. A freaking meme. You're taking shit waaay too seriously.

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