#20 - It's not made up. Kids that are doted on and not allowed to get dirty will not develop an adequate immune system. In my own experience growing up, the sickly kids were usually the rich kids.
Add Cunningham, on US54/400, to the Kansas list. From 70 to 15. The irony is, as KDOT turns 54 into an interstate, they have completed the interchange around Cunningham even though everything else is still (last time I was through there) 2 lanes. Meade is another problem child, too.
#3 - Crocs (actually, their $20 WalMart knock-offs) are great when leaning over to put your shoes on is a major production . . . although lately, Skecher Slipins are getting it done.
#19 Indeed. Eight minutes, says the noted and notorious authority Brick Top:
"Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'."
#15 Used to go through a town in Tennessee, McMinnville, I think, that had speed limits of 24 and 34. I figured they meant business. Later they were revised to round numbers, maybe because it was US411.
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All great ones today giggling at a few out loud. Thank you
ReplyDelete#17 amazing differences. Huge & tiny....
Delete#20 - It's not made up. Kids that are doted on and not allowed to get dirty will not develop an adequate immune system. In my own experience growing up, the sickly kids were usually the rich kids.
ReplyDeleteCorrelation is not always causation. I'd likely blame the inbreeding first.
Delete#5 & #7 my favorites for the day. ;0)
ReplyDelete# 10 - We used a harness with our daughter, who loved it because it meant she could walk around all by herself without having to hold mommy's hand.
ReplyDelete# 11. If the headboard is rocking don't come knocking
ReplyDeleteJD
That also means don't walk in with your fucking camera on.
Delete#15. Peabody KS.
ReplyDeleteAdd Cunningham, on US54/400, to the Kansas list. From 70 to 15. The irony is, as KDOT turns 54 into an interstate, they have completed the interchange around Cunningham even though everything else is still (last time I was through there) 2 lanes. Meade is another problem child, too.
DeleteApache Junction, AZ.
DeleteSummersville, WV.
Deleteback in the day, Ogden Kansas was recognized as the worst speed trap in the country.
DeleteOgden: Gateway to Fort Riley.
DeleteTyronza Arkansas, got bypassed on the new interstate because they caught one of the state senators in their speed trap.
Delete#1. If Beyond Burger was a person, it would be a blow up doll.
ReplyDeleteGates needs breast reduction surgery.
DeleteGates eats too many carbs, too much soy, and too many phytoestrogens.
Delete#3 - Crocs (actually, their $20 WalMart knock-offs) are great when leaning over to put your shoes on is a major production . . . although lately, Skecher Slipins are getting it done.
ReplyDeleteI practically live in Sketchers, I love em
DeleteJD
# 3 for the win of the year
ReplyDelete#6 Mom's a keeper. Kissin' don't last, but cookin' do.
ReplyDelete#1– It’s all that soy in the fake burgers that produces the female estrogen hormone…maybe he’ll progress to a “B” cup one of these years..
ReplyDeleteIronic how he now has bigger tits than kids he was diddling on Epstein Island.
Delete#17 They say you can line your x girlfriends up shoulder to shoulder and chart the progress of your mental illness.
ReplyDeleteNeck
Waldo, Florida.
ReplyDelete#19 Indeed. Eight minutes, says the noted and notorious authority Brick Top:
ReplyDelete"Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'."
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There wasn't one that I wouldn't ask can you feel me now. Sorry I think it's can you hear me now
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#9: It's not as it appears. The location is "The Villages" and it's Tranny night out.
ReplyDelete#18
ReplyDeleteI've done a few police lineups that look like that.....................
#9: Glock 20, Glock 21, Glock 22…
ReplyDeleteNumber 8 reminds me of this:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRLvMUYcap8
#15 Used to go through a town in Tennessee, McMinnville, I think, that had speed limits of 24 and 34. I figured they meant business. Later they were revised to round numbers, maybe because it was US411.
ReplyDelete#20, a much needed device when visiting a carrier ship in dock.
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