Now name a fruit that makes the baby daddies stick around
Eating a popular fruit may help boost men's sex lives according to new research.
The study, published in the journal Current Research in Food Science, suggests that consuming watermelon can help reverse erectile dysfunction and improve fertility.
Eh, makes sense. Watermelon is good for your kidneys, especially if you eat the seeds too. Not that you can buy non-seedless watermelon anymore. But clearing up urinary tract issues probably accounts for that effect.
I've got a "fresh market" not too far away that routinely has seeded watermelon during the late spring and summer. And boy-oh-boy it tastes SO MUCH BETTER than the seedless garbage which I almost never buy. And even though I've made 60 trips around the sun, spitting the seeds (esp. at my fiance') is SO MUCH FUN !!
Back in 1993, my son was a first year Engineering student at Pitt. Instead of me driving the 320 miles, each way, to pick him up for Christmas break, he said he would see about getting a ride. Turns out he got a ride on a bus chartered by the Society of Black Engineers to King of Prussia. He was the only white person on the bus. Meal served during the drive was KFC chicken, watermelon and Kool-aid.
"that makes the baby daddies stick around" You're promoting a feminist meme here. It's government and the moms that drive the men away. Can't get welfare, child support, EBT cards if there's a dad around.
I always thought it was just my youth, but now I know. We farmed when I was coming along. During my teenage years we grew off an average of ninety acres of watermelons each year. Even though it was hard work, I loved watermelon and still do!
Back in the 1970s, there was a black family who loaded up their truck with watermelons to sell to the people waiting in line for the Galveston-Bolivar ferry. They would cut them open and serve them right there.
They usually sold them all before reaching the end of the line, and by the time they returned with another load, the ferry had come and gone, so there was a new line waiting.
I'll bet those kids didn't end up on welfare, with a fatherly example like that.
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Eh, makes sense. Watermelon is good for your kidneys, especially if you eat the seeds too. Not that you can buy non-seedless watermelon anymore. But clearing up urinary tract issues probably accounts for that effect.
ReplyDeleteJohn G.
I've got a "fresh market" not too far away that routinely has seeded watermelon during the late spring and summer. And boy-oh-boy it tastes SO MUCH BETTER than the seedless garbage which I almost never buy. And even though I've made 60 trips around the sun, spitting the seeds (esp. at my fiance') is SO MUCH FUN !!
DeleteWell hell, throw in some fried chicken and let's have a party
ReplyDeleteJD
Back in 1993, my son was a first year Engineering student at Pitt. Instead of me driving the 320 miles, each way, to pick him up for Christmas break, he said he would see about getting a ride. Turns out he got a ride on a bus chartered by the Society of Black Engineers to King of Prussia. He was the only white person on the bus. Meal served during the drive was KFC chicken, watermelon and Kool-aid.
ReplyDeleteGrape kool-aid I bet... ("grape drank")
DeleteAlways do things for health reasons - there's not much point in consuming for happy times alone unless wife is going to tag along with the experiment.
ReplyDelete"that makes the baby daddies stick around"
ReplyDeleteYou're promoting a feminist meme here. It's government and the moms that drive the men away. Can't get welfare, child support, EBT cards if there's a dad around.
"name a fruit that makes the baby daddies stick around" I'm thinkin' Pete Buttigieg isn't the correct answer
ReplyDeleteYou misspelled Buttplug.
DeleteI always thought it was just my youth, but now I know.
ReplyDeleteWe farmed when I was coming along. During my teenage years we grew off an average of ninety acres of watermelons each year. Even though it was hard work, I loved watermelon and still do!
Lots o' dem polyfentanyls in wo'damelon. An' purple drank.
ReplyDeleteFarmers in Lodi and Woodbridge told me they used to float their harvest down the Mokolumne to the shipping and processing houses. Said it was a sight.
ReplyDeleteEven if it's not true, you still get watermelon,
ReplyDeleteBack in the 1970s, there was a black family who loaded up their truck with watermelons to sell to the people waiting in line for the Galveston-Bolivar ferry. They would cut them open and serve them right there.
ReplyDeleteThey usually sold them all before reaching the end of the line, and by the time they returned with another load, the ferry had come and gone, so there was a new line waiting.
I'll bet those kids didn't end up on welfare, with a fatherly example like that.