The 66-year-old Georgia man was arrested Sunday for obscenity after police discovered him pleasuring himself inside a display storage shed at a Lowe’s home improvement store in Louisiana.
Might have happened in California, or Denver or Portland or Seattle or NY or any Demo stronghold. But if it happened there, it wouldn't have been an arrestable offense.
At 68 it's any port in a storm when the feeling comes on ya. However, at that age I never saw a Lowe's worker lady that would inspire me to grab Mr. Johnson on aisle 3.
At the range some old guys were listing off the rules of getting old. 1) Don't pass the opportunity to use the bathroom. 2) Never trust a fart. 3) Never let an erection go to waste.
I was in a Home Depot at opening time when the assistant manager asked me to walk to a shed they had for sale.. The cart guy had told her he heard something in one of them so we go to it and I open the door. There was a homeless guy crashed out in it... He smelled awful... You never know what you will find in parking lots so be careful out there JD
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What surprised me is that it was not Florida.
ReplyDeleteYou ever been to Georgia? Florida doesn't hold a candle...
DeleteMight have happened in California, or Denver or Portland or Seattle or NY or any Demo stronghold. But if it happened there, it wouldn't have been an arrestable offense.
DeleteIn FL, he'd have the decency to have his pants on his head and a meth pipe in his mouth. In GA, we're lucky his sister wasn't in there with him!
DeleteWhen you get old and it's up, you don't want to waste it
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ReplyDeleteAt 68 it's any port in a storm when the feeling comes on ya. However, at that age I never saw a Lowe's worker lady that would inspire me to grab Mr. Johnson on aisle 3.
They found a couple living in one in North Charleston, several years ago.
ReplyDeleteHe is 66 years old. Of course a stroke was somewhere in his future.
ReplyDeleteAt the range some old guys were listing off the rules of getting old.
ReplyDelete1) Don't pass the opportunity to use the bathroom.
2) Never trust a fart.
3) Never let an erection go to waste.
I'm sure there are others.
It wasn't clear to me what kind of 'tool' he had in that shed. I was hoping I might have one down in my basement shop that I just found a new use for.
ReplyDeleteI was in a Home Depot at opening time when the assistant manager asked me to walk to a shed they had for sale.. The cart guy had told her he heard something in one of them so we go to it and I open the door. There was a homeless guy crashed out in it... He smelled awful...
ReplyDeleteYou never know what you will find in parking lots so be careful out there
JD
I'm not surprised. It was Slidell.
ReplyDeletePut some sand in his Vaseline...
ReplyDelete"Shake Shack?"
ReplyDeleteActually I tried to buy a shed from Home Depot and got jerked around worse than that.
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