Alan Davis, Seminole County’s infamous “junk man” who’s frustrated neighbors with his unsightly yard for 25 years, is commemorating the anniversary of his very first county code violation by creating a new fiberglass sculpture to adorn his trash-filled property: a 6-foot-tall representation of a human buttocks.
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Stand your ground Alan. P.s. I'm glad you're not my neighbor, living next to renters is bad enough
ReplyDeleteYes, Daryl, I'm glad there are a few people in the world like him, but also glad he doesn't live near me.
DeleteWas he living out in the country and the "city limits" move in to him or was it always there... I had a friend who's family lived out in the boonies with no neighbors anywhere near them just pasture.. They had a couple of cows, goats and a flock of chickens, with a couple of roosters on a 5 acre plot.. The surrounding property was sold and developed into a neighborhood of somewhat fancy houses... Of course it didn't take long before somebody started complaining about the "smell of nature", you would think when you look at houses next to a farm there would be smells and sounds YOU would have to get used to.. Nope call and complain endlessly..
ReplyDeleteFuck those neighbors, do it Al.
JD
Its funny, this issue in particular but the debate it highlights - controlling what other people do.
ReplyDeleteIts justifiable if it harms you, sure, I guess that's self-defense. But what if the harm is only financial? Liberals love to use the argument against Castle Doctrine laws that theft is only 'stuff', can be replaced, 'thats what insurance is for'... but this guys yard allegedly makes your home less valuable, ergo you've been financially harmed, so you now have the right to tell this guy what to do?
There was a fire...
DeleteYeap. Who knows what started the fire officers. It could be any of those abandoned cars; you know all the flammable fluids are likely still there, many of them may have batteries. Any thing could have sparked the fire. And then all the overgrown weeds, all that fiberglass is so combustible... once it starts it is very hard to contain. Who can really say what started the fire...
DeleteThe Homo folks will protest the statue's cheeks aren't spread wide enough.
ReplyDeleteSeems like you know a lot about how far cheeks have to be spread. I would not be able to tell if they are not spread wide enough, to much or just about the right amount.
DeleteA true patriot. A true hero of the people. Standing up to the bureaucrats isn't easy, but if nobody does it then we all suffer under the iron heal of tyranny.
ReplyDeleteI salute you.
I, for one, wouldn't mind at all living next door to the guy. But I've never really valued appearances - to my wife's continual frustration.
John G.
Roger that and same here.
DeleteTaken from page 1 of the book, "How to Deal Tyrannical Governments." I will not comply, now FO.
ReplyDeleteAlso the developer decided to try and have their driveway declared a public road because he needed a secondary access road due to the number of houses. The planning commission signed off on it without ever checking out the property lines.. .. The dirt work company was taking down the barbwire fence to cut a grade into his property to the driveway.. Most of the issues with the developers got settled but the drama was just getting started..
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I'd rather have Al and his ass sculpture than the ass-holes I have next door.
ReplyDeleteI respect Al's devotion to freedom, but spending a year in jail or more doesn't sound like freedom to me.
ReplyDeleteNo, spending a year in jail is not (his) freedom. It is everybody else's freedom though.
DeleteEverybody else has more freedom, and he's limited the reach an power of the county government. Thus the "true patriot" comments.
Also, from the article I think he spent a total of four years in jail. Three years once, and then another four.
John G.
3+4=7
DeleteEverybody’s born with an asshole. Some people take it as a mission.
ReplyDeleteHe is funny.
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