nope. it is the truth. I used to live in Philly. there are a LOT of missing "dads" there. had a small shop/garage and every spring/summer the kids came out of everywhere to get "their" bikes fixed. YUP. filled tires, adjusted seats/handle bars and a lot more for kids I never saw before. but on the PLUS side. I never had anything stolen the whole time I was there. before I left there, I showed a guy across the street how to fix bikes and left him some tools and all of the spare parts I managed to get. last I heard, he was still doing it. fixing kids bikes. dave in pa.
#9 I actually did that. First wife decided to leave while I was at work. Left me a note on my windshield. She owned a house before we married and I had remodeled it, including the bathroom. (Only had one). I went home and found a lot of my stuff gone. I drove over to her house, she wasn't there. I recovered my stuff and laying in the truck seat was a receipt for a toilet, a wax ring, and a supply line. I was nice enough to turn the water off before I took my toilet. Since I didn't have use for it, I sit it in the drive way and smacked a few times with the splitting maul I had in the truck bed.
#1 - after a while you get sick of buying bread with a wheelbarrow of notes. #19 - someone always gets shot at point blank range but in the outer pectoral, drops to the ground motionless as if dead then comes to a few minutes later. Stupid Hollywood.
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#20 - I can't decide if this is the truth ... or are you just being "mean"?
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Deletenope. it is the truth. I used to live in Philly. there are a LOT of missing "dads" there.
Deletehad a small shop/garage and every spring/summer the kids came out of everywhere to get "their" bikes fixed. YUP. filled tires, adjusted seats/handle bars and a lot more for
kids I never saw before. but on the PLUS side. I never had anything stolen the whole time I was there. before I left there, I showed a guy across the street how to fix bikes and left him some tools and all of the spare parts I managed to get.
last I heard, he was still doing it. fixing kids bikes. dave in pa.
Should be “Newport” smokes.
DeleteI think the standard response to #8 is, "why is it white?"
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Delete#9 I actually did that. First wife decided to leave while I was at work. Left me a note on my windshield. She owned a house before we married and I had remodeled it, including the bathroom. (Only had one). I went home and found a lot of my stuff gone. I drove over to her house, she wasn't there. I recovered my stuff and laying in the truck seat was a receipt for a toilet, a wax ring, and a supply line. I was nice enough to turn the water off before I took my
ReplyDeletetoilet. Since I didn't have use for it, I sit it in the drive way and smacked a few times with the splitting maul I had in the truck bed.
#8 too white
ReplyDeleteIf it's all white, then you'll offend all blacks and all democrats-
Delete#17: Follow with: "But I'll figure something out".
ReplyDelete#8 clear
ReplyDelete#19 ~ every time.
ReplyDelete# 1 & 2. Are too real
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#3, #17 - Yeah, sounds like me. Though #3 looks like a nice enough place to be on a hike.
ReplyDelete#12 - I wouldn't pick Dolly.
#8: WHITE?
ReplyDeleteYou're whacist.
#4: Your Honor, is it manslaughter, trans-slaughter or one of the other 59 recognised genders?
ReplyDelete#1 - after a while you get sick of buying bread with a wheelbarrow of notes.
ReplyDelete#19 - someone always gets shot at point blank range but in the outer pectoral, drops to the ground motionless as if dead then comes to a few minutes later. Stupid Hollywood.
number 3 is me
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yeah i'm still alive
fuck cancer
Congratulations, glad to hear that!
Delete#18 - That's how China gets things done so quickly...and why so much is falling apart.
ReplyDelete#19: Easier to see with crisis actors at staged events.
ReplyDelete- WDS