From Thebump.com: Agnus is a girl's name of Latin origin. You will often find the Greek version Agnes popping up as a more popular diminutive of this traditional name.
#17 - This really pisses me off. When I open the bread for the first time. I can't figure out which to go. Leftie loosie, rightie tightie. Why is this so hard?
#17 - if they put the twist-tie on counter-clockwise, they're most likely left handed. 30 years of dealing with backwards twist ties put on by my left handed wife.
Only Dad was truly right-handed. Mom and I were ambidextrous, my brother and sister were left-handed. So you had to know who was the last person who closed the loaf of bread.
My mother was left handed so I ended up doing many things as a lefty when I'm actually right handed. People can't even figure out how I tie shoelaces when they watch me.
I write and throw with my right hand but shoot a long gun and bat a ball left handed. I can shoot a handgun with either hand although I'm a little better right handed. If that's not weird enough, I'm left eye dominant.
I too am left eye dominant. Long guns shoot lefty, everything else I’m hopelessly right handed. (I actually shoot handguns more accurately righty but slower) I’d probably end up bleeding if I tried to comb my hair left handed.
I'm a Lefty but right eye dominant. About 80% ambidextrous. Can write with either hand but neither is legible. Shoot mostly right hand but EDC left. Lot of ass chewing for saluting with the wrong hand.
We use what we Aussies call a bulldog clip. You know, the things you use to clip sheets of paper together. No, not a staple, the other one, the springy, reusable one.
Yep, bulldog clips are the shizz. After years of futzing around with the various fragile plastic crap they sell as "chip clips" in the grocery stores over here I ordered a whole box of 2 inch bulldog clips from Amazon. Cost about 10 bucks for two dozen and I'm set for life.
#1: That's because the folks that make up 15% of the population, but commit 85% of the violent crime only make op .01% of trade school attendants.
#2- After 15 brews in the terminal you’re belted in a plane on the taxiway that’s 30th in line to take off at Newark airport when the plane’s captain announces all the Air Traffic Controller just walked off the job.
#4: That babe’s gonna make a great Used Car salesperson.
#7: That’s because the rat was going to be the protein in the porridge.
#8: Yea it's always great to laugh before you get shot in the gut.
#9: It’s a high class $35,000 private school so was that nickname, Sphincter by any chance.
#10: But thin crust pie with anchovy & pineapple topping get he papal blessing.
#17. Whoever ties the Natures Own bread sold at Sam's does it. My first thought was, "Damn Chinese", but then I figured "Probably not". I looked and it was Thomasville, Ga. My dad was from that general area and he was left handed. Maybe all of South Georgia is left handed.
#17 ... You twist your ties like your toilet flushes. North of equator - clockwise. South of equator - counter-clockwise. #18 ... If you're hungry enough (or stoned) warmed-up fries will do.
10: If you have to drown it in sauce, it's NOT pizza. 17: I remember when twist ties came with garbage bags. They're an endangered species now, in Canada at least.
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#9 would have been a helluva lot funnier had they spelled ANGUS correctly.
ReplyDeleteIt was still pretty good, though.
From Thebump.com: Agnus is a girl's name of Latin origin. You will often find the Greek version Agnes popping up as a more popular diminutive of this traditional name.
DeleteI hope Archie Bunker doesn't see this.
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# 1. So true
ReplyDelete# 12. More truth
# 19. Absolutely true
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#17 - This really pisses me off. When I open the bread for the first time. I can't figure out which to go. Leftie loosie, rightie tightie. Why is this so hard?
ReplyDeleteBecause a Leftie tied that bread tie--that's why they're called Sinistre...
Delete#17 - if they put the twist-tie on counter-clockwise, they're most likely left handed. 30 years of dealing with backwards twist ties put on by my left handed wife.
ReplyDeleteSo... it's not just my left handed wife. Glad to know I'm not alone.
DeleteJust throw the damn things away. Spin the bag and rest the bread on top...like a normal male.
DeleteOnly Dad was truly right-handed. Mom and I were ambidextrous, my brother and sister were left-handed. So you had to know who was the last person who closed the loaf of bread.
DeleteMy mother was left handed so I ended up doing many things as a lefty when I'm actually right handed. People can't even figure out how I tie shoelaces when they watch me.
DeleteI write and throw with my right hand but shoot a long gun and bat a ball left handed. I can shoot a handgun with either hand although I'm a little better right handed.
DeleteIf that's not weird enough, I'm left eye dominant.
I too am left eye dominant. Long guns shoot lefty, everything else I’m hopelessly right handed. (I actually shoot handguns more accurately righty but slower)
DeleteI’d probably end up bleeding if I tried to comb my hair left handed.
I'm a Lefty but right eye dominant. About 80% ambidextrous. Can write with either hand but neither is legible. Shoot mostly right hand but EDC left. Lot of ass chewing for saluting with the wrong hand.
Delete#17 Take the twist tie or that foolish plastic clip and throw them in the garbage. Then use a clothes pin. Walla.
ReplyDeleteShit, most kids nowadays wouldn't know what a clothes pin is.
DeleteWe use what we Aussies call a bulldog clip.
DeleteYou know, the things you use to clip sheets of paper together.
No, not a staple, the other one, the springy, reusable one.
Some people simply give a few extra twists and slip open end over loaf.
DeleteYep, bulldog clips are the shizz. After years of futzing around with the various fragile plastic crap they sell as "chip clips" in the grocery stores over here I ordered a whole box of 2 inch bulldog clips from Amazon. Cost about 10 bucks for two dozen and I'm set for life.
Delete#1: That's because the folks that make up 15% of the population, but commit 85% of the violent crime only make op .01% of trade school attendants.
ReplyDelete#2- After 15 brews in the terminal you’re belted in a plane on the taxiway that’s 30th in line to take off at Newark airport when the plane’s captain announces all the Air Traffic Controller just walked off the job.
#4: That babe’s gonna make a great Used Car salesperson.
#7: That’s because the rat was going to be the protein in the porridge.
#8: Yea it's always great to laugh before you get shot in the gut.
#9: It’s a high class $35,000 private school so was that nickname, Sphincter by any chance.
#10: But thin crust pie with anchovy & pineapple topping get he papal blessing.
#17. Whoever ties the Natures Own bread sold at Sam's does it. My first thought was, "Damn Chinese", but then I figured "Probably not". I looked and it was Thomasville, Ga. My dad was from that general area and he was left handed. Maybe all of South Georgia is left handed.
ReplyDelete#18 Leftover fries warmed up in an air fryer can be 99% as good as fresh. I can't argue with the rest.
ReplyDeleteI just spread them out in a frying pan with no grease - they grease themselves as they crisp up.
Delete#17 ... You twist your ties like your toilet flushes. North of equator - clockwise. South of equator - counter-clockwise.
ReplyDelete#18 ... If you're hungry enough (or stoned) warmed-up fries will do.
I would bet that the Brits do it too since they do everything else bassackwards.
ReplyDelete#17 Fool. Now that you have revealed that this small inconvenience is a trigger for you, I shall exploit it mercilessly.
ReplyDelete10: If you have to drown it in sauce, it's NOT pizza.
ReplyDelete17: I remember when twist ties came with garbage bags. They're an endangered species now, in Canada at least.
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ReplyDeleteEuropeans - It's maths, with an "S", because maths is plural.
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