COWETA COUNTY, Ga. - Investigators say a possible intruder at home in Coweta County was mauled to death by the homeowner’s dogs. They say the resident returned home Friday morning and discovered a dead man on his front porch.
These good boys would be getting brisket and steak for a month from me. Then its back to regular rations until they get the next one. Dogs learn fast, eat the dark ones its OK and you get brisket. Leave a sign with a crime scene pic of the body out front with a FAFO sign attached.
Reading it at first, and seeing the Pitties I though "Damn, another horrible story about Pitties" (The Sausage Princess being one and the best dog ever).
THEN I read further and see that it was a blaq guy who'd broken into the home, and then got eaten by the doggos.
OK... That'll Do. Good Dogs! The owner needs to get them a special treat to wash the taste of that dood out of their mouths.
To reinforce their good behavior pat 'em on the head, give them extra kibbles, buy them a dozen beef bones and finally, this is the important part, encourage them to lick their asses to their heart's content to get the taste of Baboon out of their mouths.
Had active warrants? Why does that not surprise? Somewhat related, in my neck of the woods, teenagers have in the middle of the night, as a prank, pounded on doors or rang doorbells and then run away. This week, in a tragic case of FAFO, a group of three did this, the homeowner believing someone was attempting forcible entry, used his firearm and now one of these pranksters is dead. No charges for the homeowner, though I'll bet he'll face a wrongful death civil suit.
This story is from 2021. I can’t find out what happened to the dogs after the authorities seized them, the homeowner was an idiot to give them up without a seizure order from a judge. No judge in his right mind would have signed such an order.
Authorities had seized the dogs as part of the investigation. It has not yet been determined what happens next for them..... WTF you mean by that stupid statement, bring them back home and give them each a nice juicy steak for a reward for doing sure a great job.. JD
I hope he gets his dogs back. Only doing their job. Any history could inhibit that (as could a Clown World DA), but if they never had a footprint before this, they should be returned.
An autopsy confirmed the cause of death as a dog attack. I'm not a coroner but I think even I could have figured out cause of death. Can you imagine TWO frikken Pits ripping You Apart? Probably be too busy screaming and fighting to even have time to consider the Life choices that led to your very messy and painful death. Oopsies...
Two dogs mauled an intruder at a Coweta County home will be allowed to go home at the end of a quarantine period to ensure they do not have rabies. FOX 5 Atlanta!
I used to be in a Deer Hunting lease down there in Coweta (Pronounced "Co-eeta"). I would not advise breaking into anyone's home there. Also - pretty good movie about a real life incident starring June and Johnny Cash and Andy Griffith = "Murder in Coweta County"
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FAFO. Poor life choices can cost you.
ReplyDeleteSteak dinners for both of them when they get home.
ReplyDeleteWho's a good boy!
DeleteWith ALL the trimmings! (No broccoli)
DeleteThese good boys would be getting brisket and steak for a month from me. Then its back to regular rations until they get the next one. Dogs learn fast, eat the dark ones its OK and you get brisket. Leave a sign with a crime scene pic of the body out front with a FAFO sign attached.
ReplyDeleteWho needs 2A at home when you have 2D's?
ReplyDeleteNo charges for the homeowner, which is good. But they might kill his dogs, which is not so good.
ReplyDeleteJohn G.
Reading it at first, and seeing the Pitties I though "Damn, another horrible story about Pitties" (The Sausage Princess being one and the best dog ever).
ReplyDeleteTHEN I read further and see that it was a blaq guy who'd broken into the home, and then got eaten by the doggos.
OK... That'll Do.
Good Dogs!
The owner needs to get them a special treat to wash the taste of that dood out of their mouths.
To reinforce their good behavior pat 'em on the head, give them extra kibbles, buy them a dozen beef bones and finally, this is the important part, encourage them to lick their asses to their heart's content to get the taste of Baboon out of their mouths.
ReplyDeleteHope like hell he gets those dogs back! They were simply protecting their home. Good dogs, indeed!
ReplyDeleteThat's your feel good story of the day.
ReplyDeleteJpaul
I'd double up on the treats awhile.
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A young scholar, on his way to the library to study for his pre-med exam. Tragically killed by racist dogs.
ReplyDelete"Authorities had seized the dogs as part of the investigation. It has not yet been determined what happens next for them."
ReplyDeleteA pat on the head and "Good boys" acknowledgment is a good start.
"The man has been identified as Alex Binyam Abraha, 21, of Atlanta. Deputies say he had active warrants for his arrest in Fulton County."
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Oj825MR3w&pp=ygUbaGFubmliYWwgbGVjdGVyIG5vdCBhbnltb3Jl
Had active warrants? Why does that not surprise? Somewhat related, in my neck of the woods, teenagers have in the middle of the night, as a prank, pounded on doors or rang doorbells and then run away. This week, in a tragic case of FAFO, a group of three did this, the homeowner believing someone was attempting forcible entry, used his firearm and now one of these pranksters is dead. No charges for the homeowner, though I'll bet he'll face a wrongful death civil suit.
ReplyDeleteThis story is from 2021. I can’t find out what happened to the dogs after the authorities seized them, the homeowner was an idiot to give them up without a seizure order from a judge. No judge in his right mind would have signed such an order.
ReplyDeleteAuthorities had seized the dogs as part of the investigation. It has not yet been determined what happens next for them.....
ReplyDeleteWTF you mean by that stupid statement, bring them back home and give them each a nice juicy steak for a reward for doing sure a great job..
JD
Oh, you got me good! I didn't realize this was a Guess the Race game!
ReplyDeleteI hope he gets his dogs back. Only doing their job. Any history could inhibit that (as could a Clown World DA), but if they never had a footprint before this, they should be returned.
ReplyDeleteAn autopsy confirmed the cause of death as a dog attack.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a coroner but I think even I could have figured out cause of death.
Can you imagine TWO frikken Pits ripping You Apart?
Probably be too busy screaming and fighting to even have time to consider the
Life choices that led to your very messy and painful death.
Oopsies...
The black and white's expression says it all.
ReplyDelete#8 think someone just acquired a deflatible
ReplyDeleteWrong post, partner.
DeleteGuessing the lawn mower doesn't run.
ReplyDeleteFound something on you-tube
ReplyDeleteTwo dogs mauled an intruder at a Coweta County home will be allowed to go home at the end of a quarantine period to ensure they do not have rabies.
FOX 5 Atlanta!
Poor dogs had to lick their asses for an hour just to get the taste out of their mouths!
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And I suppose the dogs wisely have said nothing, per advice of counsel.
ReplyDeleteI used to be in a Deer Hunting lease down there in Coweta (Pronounced "Co-eeta"). I would not advise breaking into anyone's home there. Also - pretty good movie about a real life incident starring June and Johnny Cash and Andy Griffith = "Murder in Coweta County"
ReplyDeleteHeadline should say:
ReplyDelete* 'Dogs Seized By Government Agents After Government Agents Fail To Do The Job We Pay Them To Do'