I had a bird that liked wine. Trouble was, he was a MEAN DRUNK! He would BITE YOUR HAND if you tried to take his glass away. ...I think he died of liver failure...
#3 happened to me. I brought my dog into Petco (a chain pet store) and told him to find a toy that he wanted. He chose the most expensive one in the store. I got it for him, but I kicked myself for not qualifying what he could have.
#3 We still have stuffed toys from my first Shepherd that are nearly 40 years old. One old pig is missing an ear, a leg and a tail, but the second shepherd dug it out of the trash and insisted mom sow him back together. They get attached to their toys. Very few have been gutted over the years. Eod1sg Ret
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#8 Time to feed those pups their own bowls in separate rooms. ;0)
ReplyDelete#9 it is possible to have your head up your ass
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely! just look at most politicians. So far up they're inside out.
Delete#7. How I feel every time I have to go into a Verizon store
ReplyDelete#6. Gotta make sure your drysuit's zipper is FULLY closed!
ReplyDelete#6 - That is hilarious!!!
DeleteThat's a wetsuit. I've seen that happen when divers tuck the legs into their dive boots. It's always good for a laugh.
Delete#9 Practicing for the Cranio-Rectitis Tournament ?
ReplyDeleteI had a bird that liked wine. Trouble was, he was a MEAN DRUNK! He would BITE YOUR HAND if you tried to take his glass away. ...I think he died of liver failure...
ReplyDelete#3 happened to me. I brought my dog into Petco (a chain pet store) and told him to find a toy that he wanted. He chose the most expensive one in the store. I got it for him, but I kicked myself for not qualifying what he could have.
ReplyDeleteThat's bad enough, but I've made that mistake with a woman...
Delete#1: Neurotics gotta do neurotic stuff.
ReplyDelete#7: She needs to under go the "beat half-to-death. repeat twice a day" therapy.
#9: Miss hinged at the hips seems to be indicating she wants to play let's slap the dick on her furry monkey.
#1 - Must be a bass player.
ReplyDeleteImpossible. Bass players are homeless and have no vehicle.
DeleteThere's a joke around Trashville:
DeleteHow do you find a drummer?
Just yell "Waiter!"
--Tennessee Budd
What do you call a person with no musical talent that hangs out with a band?
DeleteThe drummer.
#4 The Schlemiel
ReplyDelete#3 We still have stuffed toys from my first Shepherd that are nearly 40 years old. One old pig is missing an ear, a leg and a tail, but the second shepherd dug it out of the trash and insisted mom sow him back together. They get attached to their toys. Very few have been gutted over the years. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteOur current Shepherd guts them to get the squeaker out. We call the stuffing - all over the place - the crime scene. :) Jeff C in NC
Delete#2 definitely meant to do that.
ReplyDelete# 1. I once had a roommate that was hyperactive.. He could not sit still so either he was tapping his fingers on something or his foot on the floor
ReplyDeleteJD
#7 ... PMS is a bitch.
ReplyDelete#1, Wonder what his wife thinks? #6, unzip, lay down, roll, stand up, zip up? #8, Not cute, not disciplined, not a good reflection on their human.
ReplyDelete1) He's listening to Rush.
ReplyDeleteWhat set off the retard in #4?
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