#3 - A guy from Western NY had sold his business, moved to Hickory, NC & bought a new 'Vette. Drove it to his favorite bar to show it off. Then, he heard a rumble outside. The car was at the bottom of a 30' deep sinkhole.
#7: My dad had dementia. There were so many warning signs that we all just didn't pick up on. One of them was he struggled to use the Keurig for years, and it got steadily worse.
#7) That's what automatic timers are for. Setup that dude the night before. I could never understand the logic behind trying to make a cup of coffee before you've had your morning pot of coffee.
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We've gotten lots of double yolks, I've never seen one without a yolk altogether.
ReplyDeleteI've gotten a few from my birds.
DeleteCalled sharts, common with early layers. I've got a couple of birds who don't lay in winter. First egg or two in spring are like that.
DeleteThe work of that evil Planed Birdhood.
DeleteNote to self... Business idea: GMO hens that only lay the egg whites.
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That's racist
Delete#5. Bad time to realize that you're claustrophobic.
ReplyDelete#8. I've seen more double-yolkers than no-yolkers. Obviously quality control in the hen house is haphazard at best.
#3, that's just god fucking with someone
ReplyDelete#1: Look it's a new square roundabout at the intersection of Pi boulevard & Infinity highway
ReplyDelete#2: Will the valet parking employee please contact the HR department about a customer complaint.
#3 - A guy from Western NY had sold his business, moved to Hickory, NC & bought a new 'Vette. Drove it to his favorite bar to show it off. Then, he heard a rumble outside. The car was at the bottom of a 30' deep sinkhole.
ReplyDelete#3, that is one heavy tree.
ReplyDelete#7...... NOOOOOO!!!!
That's one I haven't done yet!
DeleteUpside down coffee cup. What a dumb $hit!!!
Delete#3 - That is a seriously bad day. - Nemo
ReplyDelete#7 - Always a fear of mine.
ReplyDelete#3 Back when I was a kid we all called this one girl, Sink Hole Sally. I can't seem to remember why.
ReplyDelete#7 can't do anything right before coffee.
ReplyDeleteTen bucks says #1 and #9 are Asian.
ReplyDelete#4 Happens when you think double-clutching is for upshifts.
#7 i've gone back and found I haven't put a mug down to catch the coffee. More than once. Always the first of the day.
ReplyDeleteThat's one I have done too...
DeleteThe yolk is in his hand peeking out from under the shell.
ReplyDeleteThat's a piece of the brown shell. If it was yolk it would slide out between his fingers.
Delete#7: My dad had dementia. There were so many warning signs that we all just didn't pick up on. One of them was he struggled to use the Keurig for years, and it got steadily worse.
ReplyDeleteYep it's Monday already
ReplyDeleteJD
10 bought on a flash back.
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#2: at least it wasn’t an Enzo.
ReplyDelete#7) That's what automatic timers are for. Setup that dude the night before. I could never understand the logic behind trying to make a cup of coffee before you've had your morning pot of coffee.
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