#7 - Lift with your legs, not your back! #10 - You're fired. Talk about a stupid waste of time. If it's even POSSIBLE to do it that way, you should have just grabbed your hacksaw.
#1- Thumb gone, four to go- #2- I have never seen such a guilty look on a dog- but he's good- didn't even disturb the chopsticks! #10- This is the greenish-black sludge at the bottom of the empty gene pool-
#10 ... Wife, her older sister and widowed MIL were hard at work preparing MIL's house for guests one day. Their efforts were hampered because the retractable cord of the vacuum cleaner was stuck, with about 2 feet extended. When I got there, I asked if they retrieved one of Dad's extension cords from the garage to add to it.
They looked at one another in embarrassment and admitted that no, they never thought of that. Instead, they went around the rooms, plugging the vacuum into each outlet in turn, stretching the handle out as far as it would reach to vacuum a small section at a time.
Despite the insistence that strong, independent wymmyn don't need no man, sometimes a fish really could use a bicycle.
#10, damn I seen some stupid shit in my life, but nothing as dumb as this is . small cat trying to get the fish is good. her eyes bigger than she is. every winter I get some cheap canned fish for the "outside" cats, they do critter clean up around the house here. 2 bags of cat food a month is cheap compared to hearing the wife bitch about mice and whatnot. just have to remove the dead ones I find outside before she sees them. dave in pa.
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#7 - Lift with your legs, not your back!
ReplyDelete#10 - You're fired. Talk about a stupid waste of time. If it's even POSSIBLE to do it that way, you should have just grabbed your hacksaw.
John G.
#7 look a bit more closely.
Delete#1 thumb already missing
ReplyDelete#1- Thumb gone, four to go-
ReplyDelete#2- I have never seen such a guilty look on a dog- but he's good- didn't even disturb the chopsticks!
#10- This is the greenish-black sludge at the bottom of the empty gene pool-
#3) Be sure to yell "Fore!" before you kick him down the stairs. That's just etiquette.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty good with a knife but I get distracted easily & kinda like my fingers.
ReplyDelete#5: Looks like a husky but acts more like a pointer. Who's a good boy?
ReplyDelete#3
ReplyDeleteWTF?
1) Looks like he has already lost a thumb.
ReplyDeleteIt might just be camera angle and hand positioning, but I think I'll send this to my sisters anyway.
#10 ... Wife, her older sister and widowed MIL were hard at work preparing MIL's house for guests one day. Their efforts were hampered because the retractable cord of the vacuum cleaner was stuck, with about 2 feet extended. When I got there, I asked if they retrieved one of Dad's extension cords from the garage to add to it.
ReplyDeleteThey looked at one another in embarrassment and admitted that no, they never thought of that. Instead, they went around the rooms, plugging the vacuum into each outlet in turn, stretching the handle out as far as it would reach to vacuum a small section at a time.
Despite the insistence that strong, independent wymmyn don't need no man, sometimes a fish really could use a bicycle.
MG
#10, damn I seen some stupid shit in my life, but nothing as dumb as this is .
ReplyDeletesmall cat trying to get the fish is good. her eyes bigger than she is.
every winter I get some cheap canned fish for the "outside" cats, they do critter clean up around the house here. 2 bags of cat food a month is cheap compared to hearing the wife bitch about mice and whatnot. just have to remove the dead ones I find outside before she sees them. dave in pa.
#10 libtards first time they ever had a tool in their hands.
ReplyDeleteWell, one that plugs in anyway.
Deletethanks for that ! I just spit my coffee out !
Delete# 1 Naw, going to regret that one day
ReplyDelete# 2. Guilty
# 5. Good boy
# 9. Wishful thinking
JD
#2 - "What ?"
ReplyDelete#6 - Timing is everything.
#9 - Kitten learns the value of work ...
I'm rooting for the kitten
ReplyDelete#9- “I’ll eat like a king!”
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