Hey Ken, did you seen this? https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2025/06/24/broke-both-his-legs-shoplifter-leaps-from-2nd-floor-of-galleria-lands-on-ice-rink-police-say/
Yeah, #9 is definitely FAFO. Hurt a Boomer's feefees and he'll...murder you? Okeydoke. No wonder GenX (the survivors, that is) turned out like we did. Hell, our parents needed the television to remind them we existed, and they should probably know where the fuck we were! In the same vein, a meme with "Boomer talking about bootstraps" Then "me watching the Sudanese immigrant 'caretaker' another him with his pillow" FAFO for sure!
Ha! This Boomer's parents didn't need the TV - we didn't have one. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to decipher the rest of your comment from 'In the same vein' on down.
#2 While working hospital security, I literally had 2 ER patients get into a fight with each other. One had been tased by the local police. The other had shot himself in the foot. They fought over who was more hurting. Yes, they were both intoxicated.
I made the mistake of going to the ER at the downtown hospital on a Friday night. Not only did two of the patients get in a fight in the waiting room, so did two of the staff.
I get so damn tired of hearing or reading the phrase “fur baby”. Nope! Not your “baby”, Susan. Get a clue; I love dogs but that one ain’t your “baby”, it’s a pet.
#17. Some guys we used to go camping with LOVED to make hot wings as HOT as possible. One night they succeeded and made some that they only ate about half of them. Threw the rest in the trash. That night some raccoons got into the trash and ate some of them. About three feet away they were all thrown up. The raccoons have never bothered our trash again after that. From then on whenever they made wings, they always referred to them as "raccoon wings".
#17 A friend had some young deer come out of the woods thinking her garden was a smorgasbord. They were happily eating her veggies, when the young buck ate one of her habanero peppers. I wish she had got the results on video, because she said he was foaming at the mouth, bucking wildly, and flinging snot all over the place. They ran down into the creek, where he drank and drank. (Anyone who has eaten hot chilies knows water don't help.) They then ran back into the woods, and left her garden the hell alone after that.
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Hey Ken, did you seen this?
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It’s not noted in the report if drugs or alcohol were involved.
DeleteHowzabout Gravity?
Yeah. He ain't "super fly", that's for sure.
DeleteAmateur parkour enthusiast...
DeleteWell he outdid John Wilkes Booth who only broke 1 leg jumping from Lincoln's Presidential box at Ford's theater.
Delete16. Amen.
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definitely!
DeleteNumber 14. Admit it. You've been tempted. We all have.
ReplyDelete# 9 FAFO
ReplyDelete# 13. Well duh
# 17. Fire in the hole
#19. They all look better at closing time, in the morning not so much
JD
Yeah, #9 is definitely FAFO. Hurt a Boomer's feefees and he'll...murder you? Okeydoke.
DeleteNo wonder GenX (the survivors, that is) turned out like we did. Hell, our parents needed the television to remind them we existed, and they should probably know where the fuck we were!
In the same vein, a meme with "Boomer talking about bootstraps"
Then "me watching the Sudanese immigrant 'caretaker' another him with his pillow"
FAFO for sure!
Ha! This Boomer's parents didn't need the TV - we didn't have one. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to decipher the rest of your comment from 'In the same vein' on down.
DeleteThese are so funny I've sent some out to friends already. #8 still laughing
ReplyDelete#16 Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
ReplyDeleteTNX! hits the Spot!
DeleteMark Twain, if I’m not mistaken…
Delete#2 While working hospital security, I literally had 2 ER patients get into a fight with each other. One had been tased by the local police. The other had shot himself in the foot. They fought over who was more hurting. Yes, they were both intoxicated.
ReplyDeleteAnd neither was feeling any pain.
DeleteI made the mistake of going to the ER at the downtown hospital on a Friday night. Not only did two of the patients get in a fight in the waiting room, so did two of the staff.
Delete#1: Pets aren't kids, kids are pets. Neuter/spay them. Take them to the vet
ReplyDeleteI get so damn tired of hearing or reading the phrase “fur baby”. Nope! Not your “baby”, Susan. Get a clue; I love dogs but that one ain’t your “baby”, it’s a pet.
Delete#9 There's a scene in "Fried Green Tomatoes"
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIOXtz0WWtw
"I'm older and have more insurance"
#16 I agree.
ReplyDelete#17 I know that some people will eat anything but......
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ReplyDeleteHandsome devil, wasn't I?
Delete#17. Some guys we used to go camping with LOVED to make hot wings as HOT as possible. One night they succeeded and made some that they only ate about half of them. Threw the rest in the trash. That night some raccoons got into the trash and ate some of them. About three feet away they were all thrown up. The raccoons have never bothered our trash again after that. From then on whenever they made wings, they always referred to them as "raccoon wings".
ReplyDelete#17 A friend had some young deer come out of the woods thinking her garden was a smorgasbord. They were happily eating her veggies, when the young buck ate one of her habanero peppers. I wish she had got the results on video, because she said he was foaming at the mouth, bucking wildly, and flinging snot all over the place. They ran down into the creek, where he drank and drank. (Anyone who has eaten hot chilies knows water don't help.) They then ran back into the woods, and left her garden the hell alone after that.
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