DETROIT (FOX 2) - "When you gotta go, you gotta go," is what one man probably had in mind when he decided to defecate in the middle of a Detroit shoe store on Sunday.
Not unusual behavior for the area. My ex worked at a dress shop near Detroit that only “Detroiters” shopped at. It wasn't unheard of for someone to take a shit in a changing room and wipe their ass with new clothing. Around holidays the stores looked like bombs went off in them. The ferrels would just throw stuff on the floor. This wasnt from “wildings” just typical ghetto behavior.
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I keep smelling poop for some reason.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was just leaving a deposit on a pair of Air Jordans.
ReplyDeleteHe hoid the store was having a sale: Everything One Turd Off!
ReplyDeleteHenceforth "the toilet" A fitting nickname for that wonderful shitty... oops... I meant city.
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion that asshole should be made to eat his shit off the floor, lick it clean dumbass...
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Not unusual behavior for the area. My ex worked at a dress shop near Detroit that only “Detroiters” shopped at. It wasn't unheard of for someone to take a shit in a changing room and wipe their ass with new clothing. Around holidays the stores looked like bombs went off in them. The ferrels would just throw stuff on the floor. This wasnt from “wildings” just typical ghetto behavior.
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