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Thursday, July 10, 2025

"Bitch, don't make me roll up on you"

The Memphis Police Department has charged a man with possession of a firearm and aggravated kidnapping on Wednesday.

MPD reports that on Tuesday, July 2, at 11:26 p.m., an armed party call was made on Cracklerose Drive.
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I don't know why I thought that mugshot was so funny.
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12 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyJuly 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM

    You making fun of midgets Ken?

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    1. AnonymousJuly 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM

      Midget……?

      Ed357

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    2. bogsidebunnyJuly 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM

      Eyeball the mugshot.

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    3. AnonymousJuly 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM

      “…. Confined to a wheelchair from being paralyze……”
      Yeah…..eyeball the mugshot…..
      looks to be sitting in his wheelchair…..
      at less than 3’4”….

      Ed357

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  2. AnonymousJuly 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM

    "You stole my teeth..."
    Hilarious.
    -lg

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  3. AnonymousJuly 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM

    Gotta say I'm with Melvin on this one, he stole his teef!
    Jpaul

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  4. Bright EyesJuly 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM

    He'd a been 3'4" but both his rear wheels were flat.

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  5. Univ of Saigon 68July 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM

    Oh, sorry, I read it again. It's Cracklerose Drive, not Crackhouse Drive.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM

    A neighbor told officers that 66-year-old Melvin Glover pulled a gun on him...

    "He Melvin'd me."

    h/t Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

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  7. AnonymousJuly 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM

    Dude should have stepped on him
    JD

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  8. CritterJuly 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM

    Never steal a man's teefus

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  9. AnonymousJuly 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM

    Remember the old adage-
    Steal a man's money, and he doesn't smile for a day-
    Steal his teeth, and he........uh...uh....doesn't smile 'til he buys some new ones!

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