#2 I've read they have electric sensors in their bills. They can sense shrimp or other critters under rocks with their bill. That wee one is cute as shit.
#10 We used to do that with a chainsaw. Fire it up and let it idle on the ground and worms will come on out.
#10 - remember reading on guy claiming worms from the vibrating stick were more apt to catch fish than worms brought out of the ground by electricity. Never tried either method so I can't say. I used the old shovel method.
#7: It's just speculation, but maybe her eyebrows were in a normal position before she got a Black Monster Dildo for her birthday and decided to introduce the bad boy to her colon.
MY child, the Duck-billed Platypus A sad example sets for us: From him we learn how Indecision Of character provokes Derision. This vacillating Thing, you see, Could not decide which he would be, Fish, Flesh, or Fowl, and chose all three. The scientists were sorely vexed To classify him; so perplexed Their brains, that they, with Rage at bay, Called him a horrid name one day,-- A name that baffles, frights and shocks us, Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus by Oliver Herford
#9 - The self-driving vehicle thing won't work. More of them on the road = more accidents = a crisis and we can't let a crisis go to waste, can we? Government's ultimate solution will be railroad-based with all cars under central control. For your "safety". And make it all electrically powered. For the "environment". So it's "sustainable". Far out? Let's check in again about thirty years from now. If we're permitted to.
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#2 I've read they have electric sensors in their bills. They can sense shrimp or other critters under rocks with their bill. That wee one is cute as shit.
ReplyDelete#10 We used to do that with a chainsaw. Fire it up and let it idle on the ground and worms will come on out.
# 1. Ahh that's the right spot
ReplyDelete# 3, 4, and 6. Dude has skills
JD
The male platypus has a poisonous spur on the hind legs. Sure... stick your hand in there and tickle its belly.
ReplyDeleteEverything that flies, slthers, crawls and walks in Australia has your death as its priority in life. Most can't but they want to.
DeleteAZ is second only to Australia in places that have the most creatures that are liking to kill ya!
Delete#5 is nock nock, we used to do that back in the day.
ReplyDeleteTodd near Denver
#1 That's me. Inventive ways for a back scratch.
ReplyDelete#2 Is there a weirder animal than the Platypus?
#3 Good at your job.
#4 Same. Is that a good way to break a tooth?
#5 I've always wanted a 6 by. The middle white streak bares a resemblance to bigfoot silhouette.
#6 Remarkable. Qualifies as Expert.
#7 It breathes, hopefully not breeds.
#8 Another good pooch.
#9 Pay attention, stupidity lurks.
#10 Grandpa used a car battery for me that crawlers. Shown must be some kind of Asian weirdness.
RE: #2, yep, liberals.
Delete#10 - remember reading on guy claiming worms from the vibrating stick were more apt to catch fish than worms brought out of the ground by electricity. Never tried either method so I can't say. I used the old shovel method.
Delete#7 - pretty good scam-you're so busy trying not to look at her ridiculous eyebrows, you don't notice she overcharged you.
ReplyDeleteCC
If she had tits I would feel compelled to stare at them.
Delete#2:
ReplyDeleteAngels: "Oh look at the cure otter he created!"
God: Puts a duckbill on it
Angels: "WTAF?"
God: LMAO
- WDS
#7, it takes all kinds .....
ReplyDeleteWe already have too many of those.
Delete#7: It's just speculation, but maybe her eyebrows were in a normal position before she got a Black Monster Dildo for her birthday and decided to introduce the bad boy to her colon.
ReplyDelete#7: I told her that her eyebrows were drawn too high; she seemed surprised.
ReplyDelete#2 And mind me platypus duck, Bill
ReplyDeleteMind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
MY child, the Duck-billed Platypus
ReplyDeleteA sad example sets for us:
From him we learn how Indecision
Of character provokes Derision.
This vacillating Thing, you see,
Could not decide which he would be,
Fish, Flesh, or Fowl, and chose all three.
The scientists were sorely vexed
To classify him; so perplexed
Their brains, that they, with Rage at bay,
Called him a horrid name one day,--
A name that baffles, frights and shocks us,
Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus
by Oliver Herford
I worked with an asian that painted her eyebrows on her forehead like that, but they were square.
ReplyDelete#9 - The self-driving vehicle thing won't work. More of them on the road = more accidents = a crisis and we can't let a crisis go to waste, can we? Government's ultimate solution will be railroad-based with all cars under central control. For your "safety". And make it all electrically powered. For the "environment". So it's "sustainable". Far out? Let's check in again about thirty years from now. If we're permitted to.
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