A woman flying for the first time in 15 years recently shared that both airports she passed through flagged her groin area during the security scan. She had no piercings, no medical devices, and her pockets were empty. The only possible culprit? Her sweaty crotch.
what about thte elderly, some of whom must wear moisture-wicking or -retentive pads/underwear
ReplyDeleteGotta get them pubic lice to doff their metal expansion band Oyster Rolexes
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, sweaty female crotches are setting off alarms as it should.. If the alarms have explosive sniffers, those sweaty crotches may have a toxic smell as well .. We need more research on the subject
ReplyDeleteJD
You volunteering, JD?
DeleteSure, sign me a million dollar grant to get down to the musty explanation
DeleteJD
You know these aren't Playboy centerfold models, JD? That million dollar grant will be blown on the railroad tanker full of bleach you'll need to keep yourself clean and safe!
DeleteNaw man, I'll do like most research investigations and check 2 or 3 then publish my findings.. Then I'll head to the islands and enjoy the rest of my life.
DeleteJD
Gold Bond powder is another culprit setting off the alarms...
ReplyDeleteAnother reason not to fly…(RickeyG)
ReplyDeleteYou can't hate tsa enough
DeleteIf that thing is giving off fumes that trigger bomb detectors it's time to go to CVS for a bottle of industrial strength Massengill.
ReplyDeleteAs the kids say these days "that's some bomb ass pussy!".
ReplyDeleteWash at ass!
ReplyDeleteMary Mary quite cunt hairy,
ReplyDeleteWash that sucker,
Its smell is scary.