A West Virginia couple was naked and having sex in a stolen RV when a cop pulled the moving vehicle over after spotting the driver being straddled by his intoxicated female passenger, according to a criminal complaint.
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As ugly as she is, doggy style may have been more appropriate.
A cop inquired about their actions while the vehicle was in motion. To which Ms. Bryant candidly responded, ‘We were fucking.’” I like a lady who without hesitation tells it straight out. As far as her looks go at my age I'd have to see a full frontal nude before I deemed her good-to-go or not.
ReplyDeleteDamn that's no lie....
ReplyDeleteRoad head is great but going past that is asking for trouble l
JD
Sometimes there just ain't enough paper bags.....
ReplyDeleteAt least a 2-bagger and a case of PBR.
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It was not me this time.
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DeleteAll cats are grey in the dark. And most people aren't 10s. Enthusiasm, a sense of fun and joy, and a willingness to learn beat merely pretty every time.
ReplyDeleteAll that is true but
DeleteButt ugly is still butt ugly and enthusiasm won't lessen that
JD
She's only 35. I bet the good stuff is all used up. Shit like this gives West Virginia a bad name. I hope it don't turn out that they were cousins.
ReplyDeleteDepending on what's below the neck, maybe she's a butterface.
ReplyDeleteIs the female the one without the longer fa c i as l hair?
ReplyDeleteHigh dolla West Viginny hoe.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking there was some meth involved somewhere along the line.
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