#1) Dykem blue maybe. Not sure how that was accomplished. Good job though.
#5) "See, now removing that spare tire is easy."
#9) What am I looking at? Did someone take a photo of a broken water main at the exact instant it first exploded? Did a giant stalactite fall and pierce the road?
If that boulder hit my house, I'd build around it. It would make excellent heat storage mass, and an interesting interior, and a good story for guests.
Is #3 an optical illusion, or something? Not getting the significance of a pair of broken eyeglasses on a patterned duvet cover.
#4 ... I recently dropped a "shatterproof" melamine bowl on the Saltillo tiles of my kitchen floor. The shrapnel went flying in all directions, tiny pieces sharp as broken glass. Wife is still finding the occasional spike with her bare feet, after sweeping and vacuuming numerous times.
Doesn't seem to be in quite the same league as the house-wrecking boulder, the break-apart SUV or the highway-beached boat. I'd take broken eyewear over any of those every day of the week. Maybe even twice on Sunday.
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#1) Dykem blue maybe. Not sure how that was accomplished. Good job though.
ReplyDelete#5) "See, now removing that spare tire is easy."
#9) What am I looking at? Did someone take a photo of a broken water main at the exact instant it first exploded? Did a giant stalactite fall and pierce the road?
The hands are too purple for it to be the real Dykem, and Dykem isn't water soluble. Maybe an off brand version of it.
Delete#9 the tree branches are hiding the rest of the water gushing out
Delete#8 My Granny lived in Orange Park (RIP), taken that exit to her house many times, never lost my boat though...
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ReplyDelete#1: That's what happens when a horny dude is jerking off and his blue balls explode.
#2: A visual metaphor: The house = America. The boulder = illegal aliens from Biden's 4 years.
#7: Is that an Iranian centrifuge with 60% enriched Uranium.
Looks like a washing machine. Just not sure what is up.
DeleteIt's a pillow that came apart in the washer. Somebody's wife's favorite pillow, no doubt.
DeleteA snake with its head covered in someone's drawers?
DeleteIf that boulder hit my house, I'd build around it. It would make excellent heat storage mass, and an interesting interior, and a good story for guests.
ReplyDeleteIs #3 an optical illusion, or something? Not getting the significance of a pair of broken eyeglasses on a patterned duvet cover.
ReplyDelete#4 ... I recently dropped a "shatterproof" melamine bowl on the Saltillo tiles of my kitchen floor. The shrapnel went flying in all directions, tiny pieces sharp as broken glass. Wife is still finding the occasional spike with her bare feet, after sweeping and vacuuming numerous times.
Breaking your glasses doesn't qualify for a Fucking Mondays post?
Deleteno agitator in the washer is what I thought it was.
DeleteDoesn't seem to be in quite the same league as the house-wrecking boulder, the break-apart SUV or the highway-beached boat. I'd take broken eyewear over any of those every day of the week. Maybe even twice on Sunday.
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