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Wednesday, July 02, 2025

Remember, men - cleanliness is next to Godliness

A Wisconsin man was accused of allegedly beating his wife at their home after she confronted him over his personal hygiene.

8 comments:

  1. So the wife goes to the police and gives him an excuse for his behavior. What a waste of time and money. All of it from us taxpayers pockets. I did not read that she petitioned for a restraining order.

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  2. I don't know, this kinda sounds like a nagging wife senerio... I'm not giving old boy a pass for not showering at least somewhat frequently, maybe in his incoming dementia he developed a phobia of the shower, but it seems she egged him on... When you're married long enough you learn each other's triggers..
    Stay single and avoid the nonsense
    JD

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  3. He looks like your average used car salesman, but wifey's instinct is proof of an old adage: "The nose knows".

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  4. "You smell like a goat!"

    "..."

    "And you look like Rasputin!"

    I'm not sure I blame the guy. It's one thing to look like Rasputin, it's another when your wife comes out and says so.

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  5. The delousing shower at intake will clean him right up.

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  6. George Carlin (yes I'm that old) said you don't need a bath everyday. Trust me when I say others wish you would bath everyday. (Some people could use 3 showers a day)

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  7. As a watermelon smashing comedian once said, "Cleanliness is not next to Godliness. Look in the dictionary, cleanliness is next to cleavage and godliness is next to goggles."

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