So this is definitely one of those “only in Peru” stories that sounds too bizarre to be real, but here we are. Peruvian authorities just made what might be the strangest arrest of the year when they discovered a former food delivery worker had been casually living with an ancient mummy for three decades – and treating it like his romantic partner.
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Just goes to show that even if you're dead, someone will still come along and fuck you in the ass.
ReplyDeleteJust goes to show you, no matter how ugly she is, or how old, some guy will do her.
DeleteExcept the mummy turned out to be male.
DeleteYeah, I ain't even gonna click that link.
ReplyDeletewise move, snuffy. wise move. necrophilia ain't my thing either.
Delete"Only in Peru?" I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteHe has mummy issues
ReplyDeleteJD
boom badda bing
DeleteHe was recently heard singing from his jail cell:
ReplyDeleteYou ought to see what I did to my mummy
Pulled her organs out of her tummy
Put 'em in spice, whacked 'em in a jar
Painted her up with sticky tar
Wrapped her in linen from her head to her toes
Pulled her brains out of her nose
Me neither.
ReplyDeleteI don't fancy yours much . . .
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