Awww you are all but hurt because the girl rejected the guy! When you ask a question you have to accept the answer even if you don't like it. Seems like she would rather walk home than marry the guy. Her choice
And some folks wondering why Mr. Lane wants to slow down on the blog. Maybe it's because some jackass always wants to piss in everyone's cherrios.... Thanks for all youv done, and still do, Ken.
He's a lucky guy she's that honest - it could be 5 years from now, when he finds out and he loses half of what he owns and owes child support for a kid that ain't really his.
At first I thought: Third world scumbag doesn't even know what a shopping cart is. But then I noticed he's white, so probably not.
Then I thought: Maybe this is a protest against the store getting rid of baskets. My local grocery store used to have them. They don't have them anymore. So he's flexing "No more carryable baskets? No problem! Any basket is carryable if you're me!"
I think the local store getting rid of them might be because the democrats in Denver decided to ban plastic bags, and so people just took the baskets home.
Thanks again democrats, your virtue signalling costs everyone else bigtime, makes everything harder, and damages the environment as well! Good job!
#10. My wife would have accepted as she loves the spotlight while I'm of the misanthrope type. We meet in the middle. It's been an interesting 45 years, but I wouldn't change a thing...mostly.
#10. My friend was the advertising director for an MLB club. She got her sister and a friend of ours to do a fake proposal during an inning break. She threw a drink in the guy's face and stormed out. Lots of laughs and "ooohhhhhhh" throughout the crowd. Mostly just a lot of fun for us in on the gag. She also picked us to do a ton of the promos and other activities. "Fan of the Game" or other awards went to us if we were at the game.
#4. Typical behavior when the older siblings don't want to deal with little brother. At least he didn't get tossed down a well then sold to Egyptian slave traders.
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#10 - The young lady looks to me like she may be Asian. And her suitor looks Caucasian. Perhaps the Asian lady will not marry a non-Asian.
ReplyDeleteAll of these are funny but I think #10 is kind of sad 😔 I feel bad for the guy. Maybe her husband was waiting for her in the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteShe better hope her husband's waiting for her, otherwise she's walking home.
DeleteAwww you are all but hurt because the girl rejected the guy! When you ask a question you have to accept the answer even if you don't like it.
DeleteSeems like she would rather walk home than marry the guy. Her choice
Shut the fuck up. Nobody's butt hurt over somebody none of us know. Excuse us for commenting without getting your permission first, asshole.
DeleteMaybe she just made his day by saying "I'm not pregnant, you didn't have to do this"
DeleteAnd some folks wondering why Mr. Lane wants to slow down on the blog. Maybe it's because some jackass always wants to piss in everyone's cherrios....
DeleteThanks for all youv done, and still do, Ken.
Trolls are a dime a dozen. I usually ignore them, but every once in a while they need to be put in their place.
DeleteKenny...Hunting trolls over a bait pile will get the game warden called on you! LOL!
DeleteI just spewed Gatorade all over my monitor reading your comment.
She just saved his life of agony being married to her.
DeleteHe's a lucky guy she's that honest - it could be 5 years from now, when he finds out and he loses half of what he owns and owes child support for a kid that ain't really his.
Delete#7 Looks like Dad wins.
ReplyDelete#3 ... Seagulls is assho'.
ReplyDeleteOne of the items on my bucket list: at beach, start sea gull feeding frenzy, then mix in "alka seltzer" tabets.
Delete#4: There's always the oddball who just doesn't fit in with others.
ReplyDelete#7: Learning FAFO at a young age.
#10: Nice try son, but you're romantic to the point of embarrassment.
Re #10, yeah, this sort of simping is high risk, and not a good idea at all, unless you are absolutely sure in advance that you already know the answer is going to be "yes". Besides, these sorts of public proposals have become passé, it's mugging for attention encouraged by the stupidity of a social media addled culture. Keep it classy by keeping It low key, and thereby also preserve your dignity if you get shot down in flames.
Delete#2- Helpful tip: These would be much easier to transport if they were ground up and boxed as frozen patties- glad to help!
ReplyDelete#10- Some people value their privacy and don't want a public exhibition of something that many consider very personal-
ReplyDelete#3 - flying rat would get a curb stomping right the fuck there....
ReplyDeleteNext on the menu.
Delete#8 - They must have been out of baskets.
ReplyDelete#8 Bad wheel...
ReplyDeleteFunny, it doesn't look like Walmart.
Delete#10 So, that's a no?
ReplyDelete5. I think I saw that on an OK Go music video.
ReplyDelete-lg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA&list=PL0FB9262CF878A34A&index=20
Delete#8: I am torn between admiration for his physical strength and head-scratching as to why he's carrying the shopping cart.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought: Third world scumbag doesn't even know what a shopping cart is. But then I noticed he's white, so probably not.
DeleteThen I thought: Maybe this is a protest against the store getting rid of baskets. My local grocery store used to have them. They don't have them anymore. So he's flexing "No more carryable baskets? No problem! Any basket is carryable if you're me!"
I think the local store getting rid of them might be because the democrats in Denver decided to ban plastic bags, and so people just took the baskets home.
Thanks again democrats, your virtue signalling costs everyone else bigtime, makes everything harder, and damages the environment as well! Good job!
John G.
They got rid of baskets because people stop shopping when it's full. Carts hold more, therefore the people pushing them will spend more.
DeleteI stick strictly to my list usually. You know get yer shit and get out.
DeleteWorking on his hand strength, I reckon.
Delete#1 The absolute mad skilz of the heavy machinery operators are NOT to be trifled with.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:14pm
Delete#1 wouldn't need those madd skilz if anyone in his company knew how to add grease to the tensioning piston.
# 5 Dropping hints
ReplyDeleteJD
4 was that a panda murder?
ReplyDeletethe dog in #9 gets my vote, he is the team captain, sayin damn humans did'nt use a strong enough strap...
ReplyDelete#10. My wife would have accepted as she loves the spotlight while I'm of the misanthrope type. We meet in the middle. It's been an interesting 45 years, but I wouldn't change a thing...mostly.
ReplyDelete#2: Never saw that on any "cowboys crossing the river with the herd" movies
ReplyDelete6: I wanted a new job anyway
ReplyDelete#10. My friend was the advertising director for an MLB club. She got her sister and a friend of ours to do a fake proposal during an inning break. She threw a drink in the guy's face and stormed out. Lots of laughs and "ooohhhhhhh" throughout the crowd. Mostly just a lot of fun for us in on the gag. She also picked us to do a ton of the promos and other activities. "Fan of the Game" or other awards went to us if we were at the game.
ReplyDelete#4. Typical behavior when the older siblings don't want to deal with little brother. At least he didn't get tossed down a well then sold to Egyptian slave traders.
ReplyDeleteLuckiest day in that dude’s life. He should buy a lottery ticket on the way home.
ReplyDelete10: Good for her not caving to the pressure this controlling asshole is putting on her by doing this in front of a crowd. Talk about a red flag.
ReplyDelete#2) And the cow jumped over the moon.......
ReplyDeleteriver, wider than a mile....
I'm crossing you in style, someway......
Wheeeeeeee!!!!!
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