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Thursday, August 14, 2025

A man has needs, ya know

A Texas man is facing criminal charges for allegedly confronting two young girls in an elementary school parking lot — wearing a diaper with a pacifier around his neck, and nothing else — while allegedly shouting, "Goo goo ga ga, I need a diaper change," cops say.
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13 comments:

  1. Something about one round between the eyes comes to mind. And in a perfect world, Next!

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    1. "Next!" Blood and Roses (IIRC) good movie about the late middle ages.

      Cheers

      Thor

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  2. He did that in Tyler, Tx ???
    Last time I was in Tyler the cops would have taken him outback and shot him dead right then and there...
    Ahhh the good old days
    JD

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  3. Use an ax to change his diaper and another diaper change won't be needed.

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  4. Had never heard of anything like that before. Then when I was a new nurse, I got this patient...
    Middle aged male, insisted on wearing a diaper, making us feed him and smearing food all over himself like an infant. Would rip off his diaper and run nekkid through the halls. Pooped in really unconventional places. Masturbated as unselfconsciously as a dog. It was horrific and constant. And we couldn't do a thing about it, except hope we didn't draw short straw that night. He was totally lucid, but being an infant had become his lifestyle. It was so gross.

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    1. Makes you wonder what his upbringing was like, doesn't it?

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  5. Another perfect candidate for a post-natal abortion procedure

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  6. Someone needs a timeout, maybe?
    -lg

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  7. Try that shit in my part of Texas...

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  8. "How do you think people will react to this news story?"

    "Depends."

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  9. If he does time, given what happened and how likely this will become known to general prison population, I'd say his life will definitely be in danger.

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  10. I'm glad the caption wasn't "I've been that fucked up". lol.

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