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Tuesday, August 26, 2025

All righty, then

I kid you not: Three Africans have set up shop in the woods outside Jedburgh, Scotland, for the last few months and have proclaimed themselves the rightful inheritors of the land. The "tribe" consists of "Queen Nandi", "King Atehene" and a handmaid from Texas named "Asnat" (all very traditional Gaelic names!).
-Alemaster

16 comments:

  1. I read some things about this last week... Sounds to me a few Highlanders should get together and purge their country of these people..
    JD

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  2. Has AOC organized a demonstration in support yet?

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  3. Anything for attention

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  4. Hand maid from Texas... If there are anymore hand maids in Texas that need a purpose, give me a call.

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  5. I guess all that "buy a square foot of land and become a Scottish laird" has finally bitten them in ass.
    -lg

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  6. My favorite line: "Today the Kingdom of Kubala has been served with an eviction notice from our tent..."
    These are attention whore's who are trying to be as outrageous as they can with the goal of getting freebies from the local council, who will probably cave as soon as this gets increased media coverage and the racist accusations fly- they already offered them a house, which was turned down (they wanted a castle)- nip it in the bud-

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  7. There is a New Queen of Scotland! She is the 15 year old with the knife and hatchet who defended her little sister from a immigrant rapist. She was arrested by the traitors in her own government. But that sure looked like the Sword of Scotland she had raised in her hand.
    All Hail the Future Queen!

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    1. I agree
      All Hail the real Queen of Scotland
      JD

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  8. As a famous Irishman once said,"Negro's, if the good lord hadn't gifted us with them, we'd of had to invented them for entertainment purposes.".
    Jpaul

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  9. Scotland was originally settled by blacks, doncha know.

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  10. All Hail Kang MacNigga & Queen LaSheBoona! Das sum effed up shit-

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  11. Can we expect copycat 'reclaimation' action here in say DC, Chicago, Baltimore and elsewhere?

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  12. Given what I know of the current sociopolitical climate of Scotland, they'll probably capitulate and give these mouthy nigs their own future wakanda for free. And if they do, then they deserve all the misfortune that doing so will bring upon Scotland.

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  13. For many years people have asked: What does a Scotsman have under his kilts, resulting in: A Wang, A Wang. I wonder if the recent Black Scotsmen have bigger A Wang, A Wang's

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  14. Reparations for making their kang forebears pick barley for distillation into Duggan's Dew.

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