I guess there is no need to guess what race this moron is now is there ? although I did try to borrow a pair of dry socks from my brother one time. that is when I found out he hide his cash there. he kind of freaked out a bit when I asked him if I could keep the cash hidden in there too. but that was a long time ago. dave in pa.
I dont have a brother, that I know of anyway, but if I did I wouldnt share my underwear. If need be I’d go buy him some but I wouldnt share. For some reason this brought to mind a story my ex wife told me. She was sitting in court waiting for her hearing( she was a foster care worker) The mom on the case ahead of hers was on the stand being confronted with her positive drug screen. She swore that she didnt do drugs anymore and the positive screen was likely due to her giving her boyfriend a blow job and he was still using. My ex said the judge had the hardest time maintaining his composure and the female attorney sitting next to my ex muttered” and thats why you spit, not swallow”
Andy: *Sniff sniff* Amos, you shit yo' pants? Amos: No, Andy. Andy: *Sniff sniff* Amos, you sho' you didn't shit yo' pants? Amos: No, Andy. Dese is yo' pants.
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His alibi might gain a little credibility if his brother is a Siamese twin and they're joined at the crotch
ReplyDeleteAint wore shitters since Nam.
ReplyDeleteNooo, not a thing around here
ReplyDeleteJD
I know it's been said countless times before, but: Drugs are bad, m'mkay?
ReplyDelete-lg
These my curzin's pants!
ReplyDeleteWas his brother's name SomeDude??
ReplyDeleteI guess there is no need to guess what race this moron is now is there ?
ReplyDeletealthough I did try to borrow a pair of dry socks from my brother one time. that is when I found out he hide his cash there. he kind of freaked out a bit when I asked him if I could keep the cash hidden in there too. but that was a long time ago. dave in pa.
I dont have a brother, that I know of anyway, but if I did I wouldnt share my underwear. If need be I’d go buy him some but I wouldnt share. For some reason this brought to mind a story my ex wife told me. She was sitting in court waiting for her hearing( she was a foster care worker) The mom on the case ahead of hers was on the stand being confronted with her positive drug screen. She swore that she didnt do drugs anymore and the positive screen was likely due to her giving her boyfriend a blow job and he was still using. My ex said the judge had the hardest time maintaining his composure and the female attorney sitting next to my ex muttered” and thats why you spit, not swallow”
ReplyDeleteAndy: *Sniff sniff* Amos, you shit yo' pants?
ReplyDeleteAmos: No, Andy.
Andy: *Sniff sniff* Amos, you sho' you didn't shit yo' pants?
Amos: No, Andy. Dese is yo' pants.