#5 Wow, am I old. Nothing and I mean nothing is more important than my lady. Fuck that phone, take care of your women. An old friend of mine wrecked his Harley he was hurt pretty bad. His wife was on the back. A guy ran up to him and said, your bike is ok! He said, fuck the bike how is my wife? Aint that the way it's supposed to be?
I'm assuming it was her phone. And since the typical modern young woman seems to value her phone more than life itself, somehow I'm not really surprised by the events portrayed. More disappointing is how a cute girl can be so damned clumsy. Had a girlfriend like that once, always getting hurt, and damaging shit in the process.
Phones are stupidly pricey now, so I get it, and the first thing she did was hand it to him. It would probably be fine though, most modern phones have decent water resistance.
#7 If you haven't received at least 100 blows to the head you are still a beginner. But they do make padded practice chucks. Found that out a little too late
Two men died in Alaska this spring in an incident similar to #1: https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/mat-su/2025/05/23/pilot-finds-body-of-one-of-2-men-lost-in-susitna-river-troopers-say/
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#2: Is that the Goldilock's residence?
ReplyDeleteThat's one to turn into a rug rather than relocate.
Delete...and the bear's name was Samuel L. Jackson ...
Delete#5 - "My phone - my phone !!"
"Where dat bitch da ayt my porridge?"
DeleteThey way he catches the door makes me think he’s done a B&E before.
DeleteThey needed longer screws holding the door in place..
Delete#6 was never a good candidate for popping the dent out of it. Too many creases in it.
ReplyDeleteThe filler piece for the mirror falling off was the icing on the cake
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#10 Beans!
ReplyDelete#9. Ya see those little loops around the bottong of the tent?
ReplyDeleteI always tossed my pack into the tent before putting it up if there was even a little wind.
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Delete#9: Past tents...
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one!
Delete# 1 Eh, that was a close one, Eh ?
ReplyDelete# 3 8.8 on the dis-mount; 5.0 on the dive
ReplyDelete# 10 'you'll probly wipe out when you first try to take a curve..............'
ReplyDelete#5 Wow, am I old. Nothing and I mean nothing is more important than my lady. Fuck that phone, take care of your women. An old friend of mine wrecked his Harley he was hurt pretty bad. His wife was on the back. A guy ran up to him and said, your bike is ok! He said, fuck the bike how is my wife? Aint that the way it's supposed to be?
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming it was her phone. And since the typical modern young woman seems to value her phone more than life itself, somehow I'm not really surprised by the events portrayed. More disappointing is how a cute girl can be so damned clumsy. Had a girlfriend like that once, always getting hurt, and damaging shit in the process.
DeletePhones are stupidly pricey now, so I get it, and the first thing she did was hand it to him. It would probably be fine though, most modern phones have decent water resistance.
Delete#1, I wonder if they have a "per day" fine for vehicles that fall under the ice?
ReplyDelete#5 God forbid her fucking phone drowns.
ReplyDelete#7 let me turn this off while I cry from giving myself a concusion.
#7 If you haven't received at least 100 blows to the head you are still a beginner. But they do make padded practice chucks. Found that out a little too late
Delete#3 you can almost hear the horse going nyuk nyuk nyuk
ReplyDelete#6 Now i know how to steal fenders real quick
Bear was like “what door?”#9 lake Powell about 20 years ago. No way to tie down a tent in the rocks sometimes. Found it floating away lol.
ReplyDelete#7. I was expecting nut chucks not nose chucks.
ReplyDeleteTwo men died in Alaska this spring in an incident similar to #1: https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/mat-su/2025/05/23/pilot-finds-body-of-one-of-2-men-lost-in-susitna-river-troopers-say/
ReplyDelete# 3. My uncle had a horse that hated to be ridden so he was out whoever was on his back into whatever fence, tree or wall he could find
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I had one use the tin roof of a open pole shed to scrape me off.
DeleteThat must have been fun.
Delete#5 Who says chivalry is dead?
ReplyDelete#6 the YouTube video made it sound so foolproof
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