A man who has been arrested multiple times for sniffing women’s rear ends while in public was arrested again this week for the same crime.
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Judging by his mugshot, it looks like at least one woman liked it, grabbed him by his ears to keep him in close, then held on for dear life.
I'm afraid my God given instinct would have been to turn around and kick him in the balls.
ReplyDeleteKick him in his nose.
DeleteThen stomp his balls and throat
He was just nosing around. Like a wine expert the butt connoisseur sniffs ass to fully appreciate its fragrant & unique "bouquet" and therefore he or she can identify its origin & vintage.
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The dude just wanted to tongue punch a fart box.
ReplyDeleteHe identifies as a dog.
ReplyDeleteIt's Burbank baby one of the top 5 in weird shit... He definitely needs to grow some hair around those ears...
ReplyDeleteJD
I'm definitely using "serial butt-sniffer" as an insult when said insult is required.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with the dark races and ordure? If they aren't sniffing it (Jenkem) or flinging it (ook ook) they are talking about it (an' sheeiiiit).
ReplyDeleteTrying to find a fart to blow his ears back.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord, he looks like the black version of Shrek!
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He likes to neak up on the booty. Looking for the fresh cheese!
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