First time at Waffle House? Or maybe your 100th late-night visit after midnight? Either way, these are the 10 unspoken rules you must commit to memory before visiting Casa de Waffle.
In this video, Southern comedian Matt Mitchell breaks down the 10 Commandments of Waffle House, an essential guide to surviving and thriving at the South’s most iconic 24/7 diner.
From knowing where to sit, what not to play on the jukebox, and why a closed Waffle House means the apocalypse is near, this list is part etiquette, part survival manual, and all Southern truth.
I don't do Waffle House cause there’s too much violence going on. I'm a Cracker Barrel eater because they have a great logo with an older white guy leaning on a barrel..........Ah Fuck, screwed again by a white, blonde, liberal, bimbo CEO.
ReplyDeleteI was reading this morning about the sign change, remodeling the places and beer was now available..
DeleteI don't have one near me so it's been years since I've been to one ..
JD
I love this guy, I've seen lots of his videos, he's usually right on target with a twist of humor.....
ReplyDeleteI actually sat in a Waffle House off I65 in Alabama when the highway was closed due to a tornado hitting in the area and trucks were all over the road...
JD
Hilarious. Except for the dig at Skyline Chili. (Native Cincinnatian here.)
ReplyDeleteI don't get out much and don't even know where there is a waffle house near me. I'm sure there is one around. I've seen one of those Ihop places but never been inside.
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