To the determined, anything can be a dildo: A young lady named Jill Tried dynamite for a thrill They found her vagina in North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil.
#2 is backwards. Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel (of the Prize) to keep nitroglycerin from doing just that. Drop a jar of nitroglycerin "and after that the judgment" (heaven or hell). Drop a stick of dynamite, just bend over and pick it up.
I KNOW, RIGHT? I hated that movie - one long cringe from start to finish. My wife loves it though. (I'll be fine, dear, I brought a book and earplugs!)
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Beauties. All of them.
ReplyDelete# 2 And a little more over there
ReplyDelete# 9 Don't forget to tell her how stupid her hair looks
# 20 Pussy
JD
#19 - I totally relate to that.
ReplyDelete2nd. Every time, too. No matter how many times I've made that particular thing.
DeleteJohn G.
#2. Abdul found some dynamite
ReplyDeleteDidn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
It rained Abdul seven days.
To the determined, anything can be a dildo:
DeleteA young lady named Jill
Tried dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
#9. For lip rings I often ask if stealing night crawlers is worth it.
ReplyDelete#2 is backwards. Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel (of the Prize) to keep nitroglycerin from doing just that. Drop a jar of nitroglycerin "and after that the judgment" (heaven or hell). Drop a stick of dynamite, just bend over and pick it up.
ReplyDelete#14 Napoleon dynamite lol
ReplyDeleteI KNOW, RIGHT? I hated that movie - one long cringe from start to finish. My wife loves it though. (I'll be fine, dear, I brought a book and earplugs!)
DeleteJohn G.
Ahh....#5? Not getting that one.
ReplyDeleteThink Spirit Airlines also.
DeleteAlso Malls in East St. Louis.
DeleteI saw a youtube video a few days ago where they blamed a lot of mall closures on the black problem children.
Delete#1. Conscience, too.
ReplyDelete#4 It's the fingers. She likes long fingers. 👉
ReplyDelete#19 is me, at least twice a week. Have I learned my lesson?
ReplyDeleteNah, I'm a guy.