PORTLAND, Tenn. (WKRN) — A Portland police officer pursued a woman with an outstanding warrant last week, but after he caught her, he discovered she also had meth and fake urine in her vehicle.
I did have a random neighbor once knock on the door asking for urine along with some incoherent story about why she needed it. She did not offer anything for it though.
Cop; why were you running You; you were chasing me Always remember it's not your job to make arresting you easier. That said don't resist or you're going to catch another charge JD
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Interesting story, but my only question is: how much do they pay for clean piss and where do I sign up?
ReplyDeleteI did have a random neighbor once knock on the door asking for urine along with some incoherent story about why she needed it. She did not offer anything for it though.
DeleteBack before the feds made regular piss testing of workers illegal the going rate was $50.
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Bogsidebunny cracking me up right now. Great reply and question.
ReplyDeleteCop; why were you running
ReplyDeleteYou; you were chasing me
Always remember it's not your job to make arresting you easier. That said don't resist or you're going to catch another charge
JD