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Monday, August 25, 2025

You know it's Monday gifdump Pt I

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  1. #7 ... First thing, I bought a rubberized Otter case and a wrist strap for my cellphone. Same phone, six years on, not a scratch. Don't care how gay it looks, I am a klutz and I own it.

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    1. I've put Otterbox cases on every portable electronic device possible since 2010 or earlier. For phones, I use the Defender series that has a hard plastic belt holster. Like you, I don't care how "gay" or "boomer" it looks. My last personal phone survived 10 years without a scratch or broken screen after countless drops, some from good height. The only reason I replaced it was that its battery wouldn't hold a charge anymore. I've got a tablet almost that old, too, in an Otterbox and in perfect shape.

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    2. Otterbox Boomer here also. I've never had a scratched or cracked screen.

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    3. I get my cases from E-bay.
      They've fallen from bucket trucks 40' in the air, dangle giggers and backhoes with no problem.
      THEN- I was leaning over to check the bit on the pressure digger and it slid out of my pocket face down on the only bolt head on the operators platform. Cracked the shit out of the face.

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  2. #8 - He can't secure a load OR set a parking brake.

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    1. Geez do they give illegal immigrants commercial truck licenses without tests there too?

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    2. Izzat why they call that a "rollback"?

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  3. #10 seems like a reasonable penalty for cutting into traffic.

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  4. These aren't just "Mondays" most of these are FAFO.

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  5. A little cement for the idiot
    JD

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  6. #7. After a bike ride my phone was missing. I went to the find my phone site and it showed me where it was, in the middle of street by the median. When I found it there were tire tracks on the case, the screen plastic shield was scratched but the phone worked.

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  7. My mom was out in the garden when a wheel came flying down the hill missing her by 4 feet. If it had hit her it would have killed her. Guy was changing a tire and lost his grip.

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    1. Clearly the photographer lacked situational awareness. Instead of dodging the tire that was headed his way, he stayed focused on the car that threw it at him. Hope he wasn't hurt too badly.

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  8. #5
    “We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.”
    WiscoDave

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    1. "Just not smarter."

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    2. And maybe learn how to secure a helmet strap properly ??

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  9. #10 Serves the Jeep driver right.

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  10. #8 Pajeet driver...

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  11. #10 Suffer, bitch!

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  12. #10 Cement is a lot of water at that point and it will slosh forward and get out. If it doesn't get out you skid forward a few more feet. Lots of loads act like that BTW.

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    1. Newton said it first, "A mass of stone in its hastening shall grievously wrong any wretch who doth bid it halt unbidden."

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  13. #10 - Front loading cement mixer?

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    1. That's all I see around here. I've yet to see a rear dump cement truck in the (almost) 10 years I've been here.

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    2. That's a 2 fer.

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  14. #4 Lard asses tripping and falling never gets old. Watched several times 😆 🤣

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    1. And there weren't even any donuts in sight-

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    2. One or both of them might have suffered a broken hip or something. Some don't recover and go through a long miserable decline to death. I only wish that on commies, Satanists and psychopathes. Pedos and other worthies fit in there.

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  15. Why did the thin one take her teeth out?

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    1. She didn't want to choke, she was laughing so hard.

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  16. #1 - I want one of those trailer hitches.

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  17. 7: iPhone? It's probably fine.
    9: "You ok? You look tired."
    10: That's firmly in the "deserved it" pile for me.

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