#3 and #4 ... If I were a tort lawyer, I would just set up an office next door to an amusement park. If you build it, someone will find a way to get injured by it.
He loosened a strap that was going through the tubes right before they fell over him. I think you can also see that strapping flapping around and that's what Todd meant by something shooting out of the top.
#8: Wow! She could wet wipe the between your legs erogenous zone in one swipe from front to rear, however if you desire a "rear to front" application make sure you don't kiss her afterwards.
Re: # 7. I once had a whitetail buck jump over my car when it had a boat on a carrier on the roof. Last thing I saw was the rear hooves going up outside my driver's window. Did not make contact at all.
I had a doe try to jump over my truck, slam her nose into my driver's side window, and then get flipped into the bed by the impact. She scrambled twice with her fore hooves, got her feet under her, and vaulted out of the bed, over the interstate guardrail, and off into the woods. 3rd Kentucky exit on I-75 northbound.
7. One night on the way home as I was about to enter a stretch of road that has a 4 foot bank on one side and a 15 foot bank with a 3 strand barbed wire fence on top on the other side, a large buck came off the low bank, hit the center line of the road, hit the high bank about half way up and disappeared over the fence.
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#9 - Winners do what losers won't.
ReplyDelete#10 Certainly wasn't Nuni...
ReplyDelete#9 ... Don't think I've ever wanted to win anything that badly.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is why you didn't win
DeleteAnd in 50 years, do you think anyone will care if they got the blue ribbon versus the red ribbon compared to wanting to keep their knees?
DeleteHe didn't land on his knees, his belly might swell in a few years though.
Delete#3 and #4 ... If I were a tort lawyer, I would just set up an office next door to an amusement park. If you build it, someone will find a way to get injured by it.
ReplyDeleteMG
And that's why people hate tort lawyers.
Delete#6 after buckets fell it looks like something shooting out of the top??
ReplyDeleteTodd near Denver
You see his hands. He raised his arms up as the tube was falling. He's well and truly stuck.
DeleteHe loosened a strap that was going through the tubes right before they fell over him. I think you can also see that strapping flapping around and that's what Todd meant by something shooting out of the top.
Delete#1 - once had a girl I worked with try to sit on my desk to chat. Desk collapsed and her head ended up in my crotch.
ReplyDeleteWe still laugh about it.
I always hate when that happens
Delete#6 - Red Solo cup (uh-huh)
ReplyDeleteI fill you up
Let's have a party
Let's have a party
I love you, red Solo cup
I lift you up
Proceed to party
# 1 Oh it's that kind of party
ReplyDelete# 8 No doubt she's popular with her girl friends
JD
#8 She’s what lesbians call ‘well hung’.
Delete#8: Wow! She could wet wipe the between your legs erogenous zone in one swipe from front to rear, however if you desire a "rear to front" application make sure you don't kiss her afterwards.
ReplyDeleteRe: # 7. I once had a whitetail buck jump over my car when it had a boat on a carrier on the roof. Last thing I saw was the rear hooves going up outside my driver's window. Did not make contact at all.
ReplyDeleteI had a doe try to jump over my truck, slam her nose into my driver's side window, and then get flipped into the bed by the impact. She scrambled twice with her fore hooves, got her feet under her, and vaulted out of the bed, over the interstate guardrail, and off into the woods. 3rd Kentucky exit on I-75 northbound.
Delete#1 looks like a well executed prank to me, that was no accident. I'd have grabbed that chick by the hair until she let go, or we both went in.
ReplyDeleteAnd she will get away with pantsing him far more than he'd get away with pantsing her.
Delete#10 I get the distinct impression that this wasn't his first rodeo.
ReplyDeleteDo that with a van and it could tip over.
Delete7. One night on the way home as I was about to enter a stretch of road that has a 4 foot bank on one side and a 15 foot bank with a 3 strand barbed wire fence on top on the other side, a large buck came off the low bank, hit the center line of the road, hit the high bank about half way up and disappeared over the fence.
ReplyDelete#1, "She tripped!"
ReplyDeleteWhy don't wives *ever* believe that's how you wound up with "her", and your pants around your ankles?
Several examples of why women live longer...
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