SAN RAFAEL, Calif. (KGO) -- In the North Bay, some neighbors are on alert this week after a series of frightening attacks on people -- all perpetrated by a vicious squirrel. The injuries needed quick medical attention.
One female squirrel victim who was suddenly attacked by a squirrel, which clawed and bit her legs. She went on to ask: “How do you get a squirrel attached to your leg off"? My advice ma’am, Pretend the little furry critter is named Jack and run around the neighborhood screaming as loud as possible “Jack off, Jack off”
There was a time when shit like this lasted about 30 seconds before someone would simply kill the goddam thing and get it over with. I think the same thing every time I see something about problem wildlife. Goose giving you problems? Turkeys terrorizing a neighborhood? Scary squirrels? Just fix the problem and quit whining. Ed
I totally agree, at one time this wouldn't be news because the guys in the neighborhood, probably boys really, would have terminated the squirrel along with several others and made a meal out of it.. Now we have too many girly boys that have no concept of the real world, primarily thanks to single mothers JD
In the laid back California town of sunny San Raphael Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake you probly knew her well Shed been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely told of how she was attacked by a squirrel. My apologies to Shel Silverstein.
In the never-ending battle against squirrels raiding my bird feeders, I finally found a solution that actually works. I bought a large, cheap shiny metal bowl at the dollar store and drilled a hole dead center in the bottom. Then slipped it, inverted, over the tube feeder that the squirrels had been raiding forever. It doubles as a rain deflector, which is nice. And squirrels do NOT like their nasty little claws scraping metal (it's like fingernails on a chalkboard to them).
But here's the big, unintended benefit. They can see themselves reflected in the shiny metal. We have one fellow who lays himself flat on the branch holding the apparatus and just stares lovingly down at it for literally hours at a time. I imagine the rodent is so dazzled by his own reflection that he is mesmerized, repeating over and over to himself, "Damn! You a FINE-lookin' squirrel!"
Exactly, Kenny. If Bathhouse Barry had just faded into obscurity, nobody would give a shit about the Magical Marxist Mulatto. But, since he's still fully-involved in the Communists' attempts to destroy the country, fuck him and the Sasquatch he rode in on.
Anonymous @ 10:46 It might be 10 years since the retard left office but unfortunately the country is still suffering from the failure of the social experiment known as the obama years. JD
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DeleteSounds a little squirrely to me!
ReplyDeleteOne female squirrel victim who was suddenly attacked by a squirrel, which clawed and bit her legs. She went on to ask: “How do you get a squirrel attached to your leg off"? My advice ma’am, Pretend the little furry critter is named Jack and run around the neighborhood screaming as loud as possible “Jack off, Jack off”
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Peanut's revenge.
DeleteThere was a time when shit like this lasted about 30 seconds before someone would simply kill the goddam thing and get it over with. I think the same thing every time I see something about problem wildlife. Goose giving you problems? Turkeys terrorizing a neighborhood? Scary squirrels? Just fix the problem and quit whining.
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I totally agree, at one time this wouldn't be news because the guys in the neighborhood, probably boys really, would have terminated the squirrel along with several others and made a meal out of it.. Now we have too many girly boys that have no concept of the real world, primarily thanks to single mothers
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The rabid, Commie contagion, spreads to the lil squirrels. There's no end to the outrages.
ReplyDeleteIn the laid back California town of sunny San Raphael
ReplyDeleteLived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake you probly knew her well
Shed been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and
the story was widely told of how she was attacked by a squirrel.
My apologies to Shel Silverstein.
San Francisco squirrel revival. The day the squirrel went beserk....Apology to Ray Steven's.
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Hogarth!
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No pets?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lAZ3VdSbKI
The squirrels in my yard have been eating the Amanita mushrooms.
ReplyDeleteNobody has a .22 ?
ReplyDeleteIn commiefornia that'll get you a life sentence.
DeleteIn the never-ending battle against squirrels raiding my bird feeders, I finally found a solution that actually works. I bought a large, cheap shiny metal bowl at the dollar store and drilled a hole dead center in the bottom. Then slipped it, inverted, over the tube feeder that the squirrels had been raiding forever. It doubles as a rain deflector, which is nice. And squirrels do NOT like their nasty little claws scraping metal (it's like fingernails on a chalkboard to them).
ReplyDeleteBut here's the big, unintended benefit. They can see themselves reflected in the shiny metal. We have one fellow who lays himself flat on the branch holding the apparatus and just stares lovingly down at it for literally hours at a time. I imagine the rodent is so dazzled by his own reflection that he is mesmerized, repeating over and over to himself, "Damn! You a FINE-lookin' squirrel!"
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Narcissistic AND gay. His name HAS to be Barack.
DeleteB.C. it is 2025. Its been 10 years since he left. It is time to move on.
DeleteIt is now.
DeleteAnon, it may have been 10 years since he was the president but he hasn't left. Who do you think Biden's puppet master was?
DeleteExactly, Kenny. If Bathhouse Barry had just faded into obscurity, nobody would give a shit about the Magical Marxist Mulatto. But, since he's still fully-involved in the Communists' attempts to destroy the country, fuck him and the Sasquatch he rode in on.
DeleteAnonymous @ 10:46
DeleteIt might be 10 years since the retard left office but unfortunately the country is still suffering from the failure of the social experiment known as the obama years.
JD
Cocaine Squirrels!
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