I think this happened on an Air India flight not too long ago, but being Air India, it was expected since most of the passengers never used a real toilet before they boarded the plane. However, Virgin is a different story. Probably the shitters were stuffed with used condoms from the male and trans female passengers performing sanitary jerk offs at 35,000 feet because they were told that would get them membership in the mile high club.
I have preparation rules. Go before you board and stay off the booze. I can go hours if careful and Bali to Brisbane would be easy. I'd probably be a bit dehydrated at the end but that's soon fixed.
Twenty some odd years ago a Continental Airlines flight left a Florida city for Cleveland, OH with all of the laws inop. I have never seen an aircraft empty so fast. The cockpit crew should have been fired.
They could redesign airplane toilet systems to operate as mechanical flush units if needed- in case of system failure and the toilets fill up as shown, the gasketed seat can be closed and locked (maintaining cabin pressure), and the contents can be purged through an external dump port in the fuselage (or into an internal tank)- or, make every seat a toilet where no one has to leave their seat during the flight- that's the only reason for getting up!
There should be an emergency dump feature built in. So what if a hundred gallon of sewage is dumped over the ocean? Whales do that every day. What are we looking at, 1 event every 5 years? It's not like 747s are gonna drop down to 500 feet and practice bombing enemy cruise ships.
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ReplyDeleteI think this happened on an Air India flight not too long ago, but being Air India, it was expected since most of the passengers never used a real toilet before they boarded the plane. However, Virgin is a different story. Probably the shitters were stuffed with used condoms from the male and trans female passengers performing sanitary jerk offs at 35,000 feet because they were told that would get them membership in the mile high club.
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DeleteBeen here all along unclezip hiding between the fringes of schizophrenia & bipolar disorder.
DeleteYou forgot to mention that nasty herpes issue, bogs.
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DeleteI have preparation rules. Go before you board and stay off the booze. I can go hours if careful and Bali to Brisbane would be easy. I'd probably be a bit dehydrated at the end but that's soon fixed.
ReplyDeleteTwenty some odd years ago a Continental Airlines flight left a Florida city for Cleveland, OH with all of the laws inop. I have never seen an aircraft empty so fast. The cockpit crew should have been fired.
ReplyDeleteThey could redesign airplane toilet systems to operate as mechanical flush units if needed- in case of system failure and the toilets fill up as shown, the gasketed seat can be closed and locked (maintaining cabin pressure), and the contents can be purged through an external dump port in the fuselage (or into an internal tank)- or, make every seat a toilet where no one has to leave their seat during the flight- that's the only reason for getting up!
ReplyDeleteI made the no fly list for trying to wizz out the door at 5,000 feet. Maybe my brother will forgive me some day. Or get Alzheimer's.
ReplyDeleteThere should be an emergency dump feature built in. So what if a hundred gallon of sewage is dumped over the ocean? Whales do that every day. What are we looking at, 1 event every 5 years? It's not like 747s are gonna drop down to 500 feet and practice bombing enemy cruise ships.
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