I jumped out of a chair lift a few times when I was younger. Never thought to try to catch a tree on the way down. You have to make sure it's clear below and twist so you are facing downhill when you land.
#3 ... That little cracker is puttin' on the Ritz. #4 ... TWO DoT workers to lay cones with a machine? That hurts, right in the wallet. #9 ... Love the full automatic on the replay. Nice grouping. Hit the chin every time. #10 ... Was that his wife on the chair lift next to him? Might explain a lot.
#1. Daughter effectively did that. Shattered the counter, broken the kitchen window, and busted the shelf... all to kill a spider. Never could convince the d*mn lefty what she did wrong.
#5 - If he ever finds the G-spot his partner is gonna die a happy woman. #10 - Something tells me that was a premature discharge. Oh, the inexperience of youth!
#2: Hopefully he raised his foot for the guy to shake. #3: That may have been life altering for the whole family. #7: And another one, literally crushed by another's desperation.
#1 - She asks me to kill the spider. Instead, I get a shot glass and an index card. I catch it, I take it outside, and it walks away. If I am ever caught in the wrong place, at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anybody, I hope I am greeted with the same kind of mercy.
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#10 What a maroon!
ReplyDeleteI have to agree!
DeleteYoung and foolish.
DeleteAn utter moron.
DeleteI jumped out of a chair lift a few times when I was younger. Never thought to try to catch a tree on the way down. You have to make sure it's clear below and twist so you are facing downhill when you land.
Delete#9 Wonder if he woke up in time to be knocked out?
ReplyDelete"Okay - I'm Awake !!"
Delete#7-Gotta get that fuckin' bouquet. Way to body slam and LAND ON the little girl. She'll be popular at the reception.
ReplyDelete#7 Don’t get between fat chicks and something they want if you’re not willing to get rolled.
ReplyDeleteCY
# 2 Skills
ReplyDelete# 4 Too many people in the back of the truck for this job
# 5 Damn
# 7 It's dangerous out there
# 9 I've had days like that
JD
#1: Got 'em!
ReplyDelete#5: I want to see him do that with his toes.
#10.....sir, about that discounted ticket to the summit....
ReplyDelete#3 ... That little cracker is puttin' on the Ritz.
ReplyDelete#4 ... TWO DoT workers to lay cones with a machine? That hurts, right in the wallet.
#9 ... Love the full automatic on the replay. Nice grouping. Hit the chin every time.
#10 ... Was that his wife on the chair lift next to him? Might explain a lot.
MG
#3 became #9 later in life
ReplyDelete#6 feel bad for the pony.
ReplyDelete#4 There is nothing an Engineer can not over complicate
ReplyDeleteI looked at that and thought it had to be a German design because its 10 times more complicated than it needs to be.
Delete#5 Get this man piano lessons!
ReplyDelete# 10 Tryouts for the Sonny Bono Invitational............
ReplyDeleteWINNER!!!!
Delete#1. Daughter effectively did that. Shattered the counter, broken the kitchen window, and busted the shelf... all to kill a spider. Never could convince the d*mn lefty what she did wrong.
ReplyDelete#5 - If he ever finds the G-spot his partner is gonna die a happy woman.
ReplyDelete#10 - Something tells me that was a premature discharge. Oh, the inexperience of youth!
#2 is an amazing achievement.
ReplyDeleteTwo union shitheads and a machine doing what one guy on minimum wage used to do.
ReplyDeletePlus the driver and his supervisor.
DeleteAnother few cones and they will have to all go back to the depot where the team of cone loaders are waiting.
#5 - Now that's thumbthing you don't see every day.
ReplyDelete#2: Hopefully he raised his foot for the guy to shake.
ReplyDelete#3: That may have been life altering for the whole family.
#7: And another one, literally crushed by another's desperation.
#2 Shake the hand that shook the hand that wiped the ass of Abarham.
ReplyDelete#1 - She asks me to kill the spider. Instead, I get a shot glass and an index card. I catch it, I take it outside, and it walks away. If I am ever caught in the wrong place, at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anybody, I hope I am greeted with the same kind of mercy.
ReplyDelete#3. Proof that you can't keep a good man down
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