"Ain't gonna be no carpet munchers in this family!"
A Humboldt Park man accused of shooting his 18-year-old daughter and firing at her girlfriend because he was displeased with their same-sex relationship is in custody after officials tracked him down near Orlando, Florida.
One look at Senor Santiago says he's a well-groomed, stable, family oriented guy who was OK with his daughter's lesbo relationship, but what put him over the edge was the girls refused to allow him to direct and video their bedroom escapades so he could sell them to Bill Gates & Prince Andrew.
He is screwed because he shot two people. That alone should do it, but to make things worse he shot both women in front of multiple witnesses that identified him.
The judge's race, gender, height, political leanings, hair color or favorite color have nothing to do with this guy's chances to stay out of jail. Any judge would convict this guy based on the available evidnce
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One look at Senor Santiago says he's a well-groomed, stable, family oriented guy who was OK with his daughter's lesbo relationship, but what put him over the edge was the girls refused to allow him to direct and video their bedroom escapades so he could sell them to Bill Gates & Prince Andrew.
ReplyDelete“ Cook County Judge Deidre Dyer”. A black female judge. He is so screwed.
ReplyDeleteHe is screwed because he shot two people. That alone should do it, but to make things worse he shot both women in front of multiple witnesses that identified him.
DeleteThe judge's race, gender, height, political leanings, hair color or favorite color have nothing to do with this guy's chances to stay out of jail. Any judge would convict this guy based on the available evidnce
You don't understand humor, do you?
DeleteDude's suffering from Fag Fatigue.
ReplyDeleteIf he claims he's muslim and this was an (attempted) honor killing, he'll get off.
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Santiago then unzipped a fanny pack strapped across his chest, pulled out a revolver...
ReplyDeleteCarries his pistol in a...fanny pack? Across his chest? And he's unhinged about his daughter's gay ways?!?
Guns are illegal in Chicago... add that to your fanny pack...
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Hey if I had been born a female I would be a lesbian....
ReplyDeleteJD
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
DeleteI hear ya Jeremy 😄
DeleteJD
No prisoners...
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