*****
Well, not exactly. I didn't pass out in the Burger King drive-thru back in 1982, that just happened to be the place where the cop finally caught up to me after trying to pull me over for a mile or two to arrest me for a DUI after I blew through a red light because my brakes hard-pedaled on me. The cop was cool about it, though - he laughed and joked with me the entire trip to jail. Good times.
