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Thursday, October 09, 2025

For the last time, separate the whites, darks and colors!

A 24-year-old man in Kansas is accused of stabbing his grandmother to death after she criticized how he did laundry, according to an affidavit.

10 comments:

  1. Anyone who has tried to fold fitted sheets will have a little sympathy for the grandkid.

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    1. There is a trick to it - pocket inside pocket on each end, then fold and put pocket inside pocket again so that all four pockets are inside one another (concentric). From there, it is basically a square with one rounded corner, which is fairly easy to fold neatly. Wife taught me that trick back when she was the GF. Easier to do it than to describe how to do it.

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    2. Just keep all your fitted sheets on the bed. It's like a fitted sheet dispenser!

      tominor

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    3. If you wash and put them back on the bed you only will need to fold the fitted sheet twice a year. In the spring when the flannel sheets go back in the closed. And again in the fall when they come back out.

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  2. I had a live in girlfriend that was anal about doing the laundry.. Not only separate the colors but how to fold everything and put it away... She didn't last long because my rule is the one doing it does it the way they want.. Too bad cause she was a really good cook
    JD

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    1. You wanna talk 'anal'*? My wife's sister thinks we are barbarians because my wife washes her laundry together with mine. Not surprisingly, sis-in-law is terminally single.

      *No homo. Really.

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    2. I dunno, JD.
      Does laundry? Check.
      Awesome cook? Check.
      If she took out the trash and fuck like a nympho, you woulda had a keeper😄
      -lg

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  3. Voices in his head. Psycho drugs? MKUltra demons?

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  4. Laundry? Small potatoes. The best place to separate the whites, darks and colors is in the prison system. Then when I get sent there for that [redacted] I did, I won't have to join a White Supremacy gang or get a bunch of prison tattoos to protect me from the other races.

    (Yeah, I wrote this as a joke, but it does make a lot of sense.)

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