#4- I played football for 9 years, had 2 different scholarship offers, and I never scored a single point. #10- I know that is dangerous, but the least the chick could have done was to wear a pair of safety glasses.
#2, (the first one) Those weigh a LOT, and the bounced one didn't even act bothered? #7, The Patriot, with M. Gibson, I remember that scene!. #8, Is it just an involuntary gesture now? What was the point of the headlight boy's gesticulation? Life is not considered there as it is here. #9 Tacoma Narrows' new design? #10, Only a matter of time!
#3. Several years back, seed beetles invested the upper Mojave desert. They were small, black beetles about the size of your small fingernail. The guys would vacuum the hallway in the morning, and by 2 or 3 in the afternoon, the floor would be black and you'd hear crunching sounds as you walked down the hallway. Personal space disappeared. You'd be talking to someone and they'd reach over and pull a seed beetle off your shoulder or out of your hair. It was a miserable few weeks until they died down.
I will echo jrg. Rarely comment but your site is the first thing I look at when I wake the computer up. Look forward to it everyday. Except Saturday's but even then the blogs you link to are top tier and they make up for your day of rest. You have a great sense of humour and a gift for writing. I will miss you when you hang it up but will always appreciate all you have done with the time you spent. It's all kept me from committing several serious felonies:)
#4 ... Watching an arrogant, preening dindu get owned celebrating prematurely just never gets old. And, of course, they don't learn. Must be some jungle trait they never evolved out of. #8 ... Moving to Bev-a-lee? (Hills, that is). Oh, wait. Driver indicates they are headed to the Palm Springs Open.
#1 Tried to FA and get told to FO. Maybe next year. The old bull can't go on for ever, and the ladies are watching. The old old story. Maybe it is his own son.
#2 That could be the Adirondacks. How many times I've sat in a canoe when a lake or pond was calm like glass. If you didn't know you couldn't tell the reflection from the real deal.
Had the same experience water skiing on a glassy lake. First run down the lake, man it's like skiing into a mirror. Same driving a boat on glassy water. Can really freak you out! -Ed in Wa-
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OK, what the hell is 3? I'm getting the Raid.
ReplyDelete#4- I played football for 9 years, had 2 different scholarship offers, and I never scored a single point.
ReplyDelete#10- I know that is dangerous, but the least the chick could have done was to wear a pair of safety glasses.
#2, (the first one) Those weigh a LOT, and the bounced one didn't even act bothered?
ReplyDelete#7, The Patriot, with M. Gibson, I remember that scene!.
#8, Is it just an involuntary gesture now? What was the point of the headlight boy's gesticulation? Life is not considered there as it is here.
#9 Tacoma Narrows' new design?
#10, Only a matter of time!
Good ones, Ken!
ReplyDelete#3. Several years back, seed beetles invested the upper Mojave desert. They were small, black beetles about the size of your small fingernail. The guys would vacuum the hallway in the morning, and by 2 or 3 in the afternoon, the floor would be black and you'd hear crunching sounds as you walked down the hallway. Personal space disappeared. You'd be talking to someone and they'd reach over and pull a seed beetle off your shoulder or out of your hair. It was a miserable few weeks until they died down.
ReplyDelete#5, never thought of smoothing fresh concrete that way
ReplyDelete#3- Vacuum, and then burn the bag
ReplyDelete#5- Skillz!
#1 This is a practice session before the dumb tourists arrive
ReplyDelete10. They also do circumcisions.
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Thank you Ken for the great gifs. We appreciate your time to find and share them with us. Have a great weekend.
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Well, thank you for saying so. It's a welcome change from some of the other comments I've been hit with lately.
DeleteI will echo jrg. Rarely comment but your site is the first thing I look at when I wake the computer up. Look forward to it everyday. Except Saturday's but even then the blogs you link to are top tier and they make up for your day of rest. You have a great sense of humour and a gift for writing. I will miss you when you hang it up but will always appreciate all you have done with the time you spent. It's all kept me from committing several serious felonies:)
DeleteForgot I was anonymous. Should have posted as JDB
DeleteAnd I thank you as well, sir.
DeleteAgree! Thank you for the work you put in, you're my first stop every morning!
DeleteOkay, who put y'all up to this?
DeleteThanks, Jen.
#4 ... Watching an arrogant, preening dindu get owned celebrating prematurely just never gets old. And, of course, they don't learn. Must be some jungle trait they never evolved out of.
ReplyDelete#8 ... Moving to Bev-a-lee? (Hills, that is). Oh, wait. Driver indicates they are headed to the Palm Springs Open.
You've never seen a white guy fuck up before?
Delete#1 - Jeeez! You could just ask me to move, y’know.
ReplyDelete#1 Tried to FA and get told to FO. Maybe next year. The old bull can't go on for ever, and the ladies are watching. The old old story. Maybe it is his own son.
ReplyDelete#2 That could be the Adirondacks. How many times I've sat in a canoe when a lake or pond was calm like glass. If you didn't know you couldn't tell the reflection from the real deal.
ReplyDeleteIt's a crazy feeling, huh? I went paddleboarding on a calm lake this summer, it was like surfing in the clouds.
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Had the same experience water skiing on a glassy lake. First run down the lake, man it's like skiing into a mirror. Same driving a boat on glassy water. Can really freak you out!
Delete-Ed in Wa-
#1 - Not with my 'harem', buddy!!!!
ReplyDelete4: and he missed a possible tackle when he was banging his head on the ground
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