A 74-year-old man from Bihar, India, left his village stunned after faking his own death and staging a full funeral just to see how many people would attend.
Speaking of India, the land of Tikka Masala & cobras, I heard Trump was in negotiations with the Dot authorities to build a mega ballroom extension on the Taj Mahal.
My place had to put up signs in the restrooms in 6 different languages to explain bathroom etiquette to the culture enrichers. I wish ice would stop by.
Ha! That's nothing. Apparently my great-great grandfather decided (at 88 or so) that he'd lived long enough and was now dead. So he got the coroner to write up a death certificate, got a grave and headstone put up, etc.
Then he spent the rest of his years (he lived years after that, though family legends don't specify how many) just completely not giving a fuck. "I'm already dead, so it doesn't matter anymore." Woke up drunk and naked on the lawn, all sorts of shenanigans. I was too young to be told the juicer stories, I suppose, and grandma is dead now and my parents refuse to believe any of it, so I guess I'll never know.
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Safe bet nobody will attend the next one.. Dumbass
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It's a joke. You should follow him.
DeleteJD, they're like cockroaches. They'll always turn up.
DeleteHell, half the salary workers at my factory are Indian, and nobody's even died yet.
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DeleteY'all have a good weekend
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Speaking of India, the land of Tikka Masala & cobras, I heard Trump was in negotiations with the Dot authorities to build a mega ballroom extension on the Taj Mahal.
ReplyDeleteMy place had to put up signs in the restrooms in 6 different languages to explain bathroom etiquette to the culture enrichers. I wish ice would stop by.
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Scumbag doesn't believe in karma? Watch him get reincarnated as a possum.
ReplyDeleteHa! That's nothing. Apparently my great-great grandfather decided (at 88 or so) that he'd lived long enough and was now dead. So he got the coroner to write up a death certificate, got a grave and headstone put up, etc.
ReplyDeleteThen he spent the rest of his years (he lived years after that, though family legends don't specify how many) just completely not giving a fuck. "I'm already dead, so it doesn't matter anymore." Woke up drunk and naked on the lawn, all sorts of shenanigans. I was too young to be told the juicer stories, I suppose, and grandma is dead now and my parents refuse to believe any of it, so I guess I'll never know.
John G.