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Wednesday, October 01, 2025

Fucking lightweight

A San Bernardino County woman was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol and rolling her SUV after clipping an unoccupied vehicle parked at the curb late last week.

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.....the woman, whose blood alcohol content was .23, nearly three times the legal limit of .08, forgot that she’d even been in an accident.  

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  1. Pete Hegseth nailed it when he said women can't hack it in combat roles and evidently they can’t in drunken vehicle rolls either.

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    1. Pete Hegseth has been right about a lot of things, especially about the fitness standards and women in combat roles..
      If you can't cut it you're out.
      JD

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  2. "occurred just after 12 p.m."
    She started early that day.
    -lg

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    1. Bold of you to assume she stopped from the night before

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  3. If I understand it correctly, BAC fades with time as the etoh is metabolized. Meaning that what the drunk blows after being stopped is almost certainly somewhat lower than where s/he started out (unless the dipshit is continuing to do shots while driving). If this bint blew .23 after crawling out of the upside down car and the police arrived, what was her BAC at peak? .28? .33? She's lucky she didn't spontaneously ignite.

    MG

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  4. I was inside a 7-11 getting coffee early one morning when a SUV just the curb and drove into the store... A female about 30 was asleep at the wheel, cops came and woke her. She couldn't stand so they just gave her the breath analyzer, I don't remember the number but it was as high as she was.
    JD

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    1. I've been that fucked up before.

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    2. Shhh, I have as well...
      Somehow she missed 4 vehicles in the parking lot and drove straight into the store bring the ice machine with her.
      JD

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    3. But you adhered to the 11th commandment: Do not get caught.

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  5. Used to work hospital security. Highest number I can recall was a .4-something. Dude was more functional than the average teeny-bopper that would come in with .05s. Lightweights.

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