After years of big boobs being the beauty standard, more women in Hollywood and beyond have decided the large breast implants they got for cosmetic reasons have lost their luster.
Ok, my preference has been a 5'5" girl with a 34B & large nips. Pear rear end & neat ankles (Hesiod noted the latter about Hercules' wife around 3K years ago).
I might be becoming a foot fetishist. I used to consider myself a dedicated breast man, but lately, women's legs and feet are looking really good to me. Watching all the babes on Fox News aggravates this condition. One of the contributing factors to the conversion is the look of huge breast implants that rise like twin Capitol domes off the flat plain of the chest. They just don't look real.
Just proves what many babes lack in long term critical thinking they'll make up for in short term, instant gratification fashion addiction. Tits are just another part of the female reproductive anatomy. They're just milk sacs and many despite looking perky & firm good at 25 they'll look more like low hanging over-ripe wrinkled fruit at 65.
Between two cantaloupes in old stockings and the Lulu Lemons that represent opening a bag of insulation, the best-looking ladies are those without the suffocating vanity.
How they gonna get rid of the Kardashian asses? With the tits, the asses, the faces it gives me the impression women just like to be cut. My body is my Temple but I hate the two bay windows, the back door and the over all apperance so lets tear it down and start from scratch. Weird man.
Damn all that stupid shit made my brain hurt.... Women create all this bullshit they complain about them try to pretend they're empowering themselves by not doing it.. that should qualify for insanity. I know only 1 female that actually got a boob job due to medical reasons, she had breast cancer, all the rest wanted to " tighten up the girls " or some similar reason.. Not once have I known a guy that first brought up the subject, I'm sure it happens but it's probably less than 5 %... As for personal preference I'm a full B to C kinda guy 😉 JD
Big boobs attract attention but in reality it isn't simply the size that makes them desirable. Shape, firmness, availability, jiggle, the joy of the owner to share, all those things and more. Most obese woman have big boobs and most men hope to never see them naked. Petit woman with average sized boobs who delight at your touch and your gaze are intoxicatingly seductive.
Now do something about those ludicrously overinflated rumps. And the foot-long false eyelashes. And the green and purple hair. And the nose rings that look like cattle come-alongs. And the garish tattoos that make women into walking billboards.
Sometimes far worse. I've seen too many women where the implants get out of alignment and the nipples are in odd places. They have massive scars that detract and the things are hard as rocks
Some of these leave really bad scars and should have been left alone. You can sue an auto mechanic if he screws up your brakes. Doctors should be sued for screwing up headlights.
Ain't that the truth. Personality counts too. I'd much rather have a plain looking woman with a great personality than a hottie who thinks the world revolves around her.
I knew a girl that was so wonderful. Pretty, a great smile, personality and she was small breasted. That was her and she was perfect. Nope, I never was intimate with her but she was great to look at. She had tit surgery and got huge tits. She ruined a perfect body and damn if her personality didn't change too. She strutted around like she was hot shit. She was hot shit before the tits, not after.
Maybe it will finally dawn on those idiots that the back pain and hunchback look in middle age isn't fun. Says a woman that hasn't seen a B-cup since I was 13. Oh, and a PSA: I didn't, and most women who are naturally endowed don't appreciate the attention from 90% of the male population over our chests, either.
The PsychoChick I dated before Lisa was well-endowed and always complained about men looking at her. She wasn't amused when I told her she might want to button up the top 3 buttons on her blouse then. Seriously, when you looked at her all you saw was cleavage.
My oldest brother's ex wife had huge boobs. She underwent reduction surgery twice and still has DDs. She complained about the back pain on a regular basis. My second wife was flat and opted for a padded bra until she realised that I like small breasts.
Most nonessential breast implants are a freaking crime against humanity. Taking a perfectly lovely pair of breasts, possibly on the smaller side, or even nearly invisible, and inserting a couple bags of silicone/chunks of silicone...is not a freaking improvement in 99% of cases. | Pardon the reference to pron, but Elsa Jean is an excellent example. She's a little thing, beautiful, with nearly non-existent but lovely little breasts. She decided to get implants, and she looks like someone strapped a couple flesh-colored balloons to her chest. I've seen worse boob jobs, but a before and after comparison makes it clear she was butchered, in my opinion. | Of course there's exceptions, like reconstructive surgery after mastectomy etc, hence "nonessential" but for the most part... it's plastic under skin. Why?! Gah.
I have only dated one big-tittied girl in my life. We knew when we went out it was strictly platonic from the get. She had been in a car accident where her fiance had died while she watched him bleed to death from massive trauma just a month or so before their marriage. I knew her sister well, and I was just a safe placeholder to get her over the worst part of her grief. She was pretty fucked up in the head for a while. But, she straightened out after a some time and we went our separate ways. She married a friend of mine later.
Hey, wait a minute, there were no pictures! What a rip off! Personally unless they're fake or knee bangers, I like em. You know, trains & tits supposed to be for kids but men play with them more. Starker was here.
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Smaller boobs are the true tragedy of our times.
ReplyDeleteI had a girlfriend that had the prettiest, perkyist playful pair of A cups and I wouldn't have changed a thing about them.
DeleteJD
I wouldn't go that far. They all have a use.
DeleteYep. This after Jeff Bezos showed the world how pathetic they are.
ReplyDeleteOther than the doctor's, there are no male opinions in this article- You'd think they would ask us first-
ReplyDeleteOk, my preference has been a 5'5" girl with a 34B & large nips. Pear rear end & neat ankles (Hesiod noted the latter about Hercules' wife around 3K years ago).
DeleteI might be becoming a foot fetishist. I used to consider myself a dedicated breast man, but lately, women's legs and feet are looking really good to me. Watching all the babes on Fox News aggravates this condition. One of the contributing factors to the conversion is the look of huge breast implants that rise like twin Capitol domes off the flat plain of the chest. They just don't look real.
ReplyDeleteJust proves what many babes lack in long term critical thinking they'll make up for in short term, instant gratification fashion addiction. Tits are just another part of the female reproductive anatomy. They're just milk sacs and many despite looking perky & firm good at 25 they'll look more like low hanging over-ripe wrinkled fruit at 65.
ReplyDeleteBetween two cantaloupes in old stockings and the Lulu Lemons that represent opening a bag of insulation, the best-looking ladies are those without the suffocating vanity.
DeleteYour first sentence describes virtually every teenager on the planet.
DeleteThey are NOT just "milk sacs".
DeleteThey are the repository of men's hopes and dreams.
How they gonna get rid of the Kardashian asses? With the tits, the asses, the faces it gives me the impression women just like to be cut. My body is my Temple but I hate the two bay windows, the back door and the over all apperance so lets tear it down and start from scratch. Weird man.
ReplyDeleteDamn all that stupid shit made my brain hurt.... Women create all this bullshit they complain about them try to pretend they're empowering themselves by not doing it.. that should qualify for insanity.
ReplyDeleteI know only 1 female that actually got a boob job due to medical reasons, she had breast cancer, all the rest wanted to " tighten up the girls " or some similar reason.. Not once have I known a guy that first brought up the subject, I'm sure it happens but it's probably less than 5 %...
As for personal preference I'm a full B to C kinda guy 😉
JD
Work with what you have. If I wanted fake tits I'd get them myself and hang them out and play with them in public, constantly.
ReplyDeleteI've never messaged fake boobs. They say you can tell real easy by the feel. Oh' well, I guess I never will....
ReplyDeleteDon't bother messaging fake boobs. They never message you back.
DeleteIf I was a plastic surgeon specializing in breast enhancements I'd insert a squeaky toy in every tit implant.
ReplyDeleteHow about leds so you can honestly tell her she's got nice headlights?
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Bog, you win the internet for the day.
DeleteInstall an iPod and speakers so women will quit complaining that we stare at their boobs and never listen to them.
DeleteBig boobs attract attention but in reality it isn't simply the size that makes them desirable. Shape, firmness, availability, jiggle, the joy of the owner to share, all those things and more. Most obese woman have big boobs and most men hope to never see them naked. Petit woman with average sized boobs who delight at your touch and your gaze are intoxicatingly seductive.
ReplyDeleteYou're a poet, Anon.
DeleteNow do something about those ludicrously overinflated rumps. And the foot-long false eyelashes. And the green and purple hair. And the nose rings that look like cattle come-alongs. And the garish tattoos that make women into walking billboards.
ReplyDeleteHell, just start over.
MG
Big tits look like cow udders after a while...
ReplyDeleteSometimes far worse. I've seen too many women where the implants get out of alignment and the nipples are in odd places. They have massive scars that detract and the things are hard as rocks
DeleteSome of these leave really bad scars and should have been left alone. You can sue an auto mechanic if he screws up your brakes. Doctors should be sued for screwing up headlights.
ReplyDeleteNothing sexier than a genuine smile, and it doesn't cost anything. Too many women have forgotten that.
ReplyDeleteAin't that the truth. Personality counts too. I'd much rather have a plain looking woman with a great personality than a hottie who thinks the world revolves around her.
DeleteMan that's the truth
DeleteJD
I knew a girl that was so wonderful. Pretty, a great smile, personality and she was small breasted. That was her and she was perfect. Nope, I never was intimate with her but she was great to look at. She had tit surgery and got huge tits. She ruined a perfect body and damn if her personality didn't change too. She strutted around like she was hot shit. She was hot shit before the tits, not after.
DeleteMaybe it will finally dawn on those idiots that the back pain and hunchback look in middle age isn't fun. Says a woman that hasn't seen a B-cup since I was 13.
ReplyDeleteOh, and a PSA: I didn't, and most women who are naturally endowed don't appreciate the attention from 90% of the male population over our chests, either.
The PsychoChick I dated before Lisa was well-endowed and always complained about men looking at her. She wasn't amused when I told her she might want to button up the top 3 buttons on her blouse then. Seriously, when you looked at her all you saw was cleavage.
DeleteMy oldest brother's ex wife had huge boobs. She underwent reduction surgery twice and still has DDs. She complained about the back pain on a regular basis.
DeleteMy second wife was flat and opted for a padded bra until she realised that I like small breasts.
Judy
DeleteWhat about that 10% that was appreciated, hmmm 😂
JD
Most nonessential breast implants are a freaking crime against humanity. Taking a perfectly lovely pair of breasts, possibly on the smaller side, or even nearly invisible, and inserting a couple bags of silicone/chunks of silicone...is not a freaking improvement in 99% of cases.
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Pardon the reference to pron, but Elsa Jean is an excellent example. She's a little thing, beautiful, with nearly non-existent but lovely little breasts. She decided to get implants, and she looks like someone strapped a couple flesh-colored balloons to her chest. I've seen worse boob jobs, but a before and after comparison makes it clear she was butchered, in my opinion.
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Of course there's exceptions, like reconstructive surgery after mastectomy etc, hence "nonessential" but for the most part... it's plastic under skin. Why?! Gah.
I knew of one gal who was in an accident and her implants ruptured. Silicone in the bloodstream caused severe brain damage.
DeleteI have only dated one big-tittied girl in my life. We knew when we went out it was strictly platonic from the get. She had been in a car accident where her fiance had died while she watched him bleed to death from massive trauma just a month or so before their marriage. I knew her sister well, and I was just a safe placeholder to get her over the worst part of her grief. She was pretty fucked up in the head for a while. But, she straightened out after a some time and we went our separate ways. She married a friend of mine later.
ReplyDeleteHey, wait a minute, there were no pictures! What a rip off!
ReplyDeletePersonally unless they're fake or knee bangers, I like em. You know, trains & tits supposed to be for kids but men play with them more.
Starker was here.