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Tuesday, October 28, 2025

"Man, your breath smells like shit!"

Last year, a group of researchers won the 2024 Ig Nobel Prize in Physiology for discovering that many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus. But as with many Ig Nobel awards, there is a serious side to the seeming silliness. The same group has conducted a new study on the feasibility of adapting this method to treat people with blocked airways or clogged lungs, with promising results that bring rectal oxygen delivery one step closer to medical reality.

15 comments:

  1. Well I made it about half way through, this goes back to a discussion here about a week ago about those useless prizes and the ones that get them...
    JD

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  2. With so many politicians TALKING out of their .ss nobody should be surprised that they can breathe that way too.

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    1. Not to mention where their head is at.

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  3. what the fuck is the loony left's obsession with buttholes? but keep messin with em , maybe you'll find your heads up in there

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  4. Butt breathing sounds mildly OK until you start swapping spit with a hemorrhoid.

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  5. Most my grade school teachers that were older than dirt must have done this. Their breath knock a buzzard offa gut wagon.

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    1. I see their teaching skills were questionable, too.

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  6. I once had a dog that'd get breath so bad, I'd have believed there was a direct pipeline with an intake at her asshole, and an outlet in her mouth.

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  7. Hey, I do this all the time. But only when exhaling.
    Uncle Dave

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  8. They're blowing oxygen up your ass because smoke causes cancer.
    -lg

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  9. Look up the term "Boofing" for a real laugh.
    - WDS

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  10. In the old days when somebody would fart we used to say: "You talk a little funny, but your breath is still the same!"

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    1. Or "that's the smartest thing you've said all day and your breath is better too "

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  11. Sort of connected. The artist formerly known as Le Pétomane is the hidden joke in Blazing Saddles. Possibly the best movie ever. Would Hollywood dare do it now. Just scramble all the races, genders and religions - straight to streaming.

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