That can happen when it is really slick, you are moving forward just fine and suddenly your wiener changes direction and goes where it is not supposed to getting you in trouble
#1 - been there, wife's done that. Had to replace both garage doors since the manufacturer of the original doors was out of business. Oh, and repair the vehicle.
I went out in the garage, got in the car, started it and started backing up without opening the garage door. Fortunately, I caught it before hurting the door much or gassing myself. I was about thirty years younger then. Think what I could do now, except there's not room in the garage for my car.
I came home drunk one night and walked through the open garage door and busted my nose and fell on my ass because the garage door wasn't open after all.
My dad was a mechanic and lived a frugal life as his pay wasn't that flash. He always dreamed of having a brand new car and many years after retirement a woman left him about $100,000. Mum never queried it as the woman was her friend rather than dad's and dad would never have touched another woman. About two weeks after buying a brand new car mum sat on the garage door remote as dad backed out and the door shut on the roof of the car. It didn't hurt the door but did damage the car - for the first time. Amusing times.
I’ve driven the Beast, the Pope Mobile and an M-60 tank, but coolest thing I’ve ever driven was the Weener Mobile around the commissary parking lot out at Fort Irwin. Eod1sg Ret
#8 Happened to us at our leased Christmas tree warehouse in Pompano Beach several years ago. Someone cut the chain link fence down the middle, took the outside tires off the back axle of four of our 26' Penske box trucks and then after rolling them through the fence and pulled the fence back together. After the sheriff arrived, took us over 30 minutes to figure out how they did it.
Starker here, #4 Good thing the building is insurance company. Bad thing, they're in Brockville, Ontario, where there's No-Fault insurance. Each person is responsible for their own damage. And Yes, I know it applies to vehicles and not property. I love irony, and hate no-fault! PA used to have it, damned communist/ socialist form of insurance.
1. My dad did this. It was before we realized he had dementia. Business was so good at the garage door company that they couldn't find any time to show up and fix it, so I used some brute force to mash and bash things back into place.
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#6 That happens when you use too much mustard.
ReplyDeleteOh no, my wiener is stuck.
DeleteCold hot dog is an oxymoron
DeleteWhen you ordered a hot dog and got a slider instead...
DeleteThat can happen when it is really slick, you are moving forward just fine and suddenly your wiener changes direction and goes where it is not supposed to getting you in trouble
DeleteI'm waiting for the Wienermobile to rear-end the Taco Bell Tacomobile- that would be awesome-
Delete#1 - been there, wife's done that. Had to replace both garage doors since the manufacturer of the original doors was out of business. Oh, and repair the vehicle.
ReplyDeleteI went out in the garage, got in the car, started it and started backing up without opening the garage door. Fortunately, I caught it before hurting the door much or gassing myself. I was about thirty years younger then. Think what I could do now, except there's not room in the garage for my car.
DeleteI came home drunk one night and walked through the open garage door and busted my nose and fell on my ass because the garage door wasn't open after all.
DeleteMy dad was a mechanic and lived a frugal life as his pay wasn't that flash. He always dreamed of having a brand new car and many years after retirement a woman left him about $100,000. Mum never queried it as the woman was her friend rather than dad's and dad would never have touched another woman. About two weeks after buying a brand new car mum sat on the garage door remote as dad backed out and the door shut on the roof of the car. It didn't hurt the door but did damage the car - for the first time. Amusing times.
Delete#7 I saw an 18 wheeler on blocks a month back. How do you explain that to dispatch?
ReplyDelete#1 That door is big money. Somebody should be wearing their ass for a hat.
ReplyDeleteI’ve driven the Beast, the Pope Mobile and an M-60 tank, but coolest thing I’ve ever driven was the Weener Mobile around the commissary parking lot out at Fort Irwin. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteSchrödinger’s china cabinet.
ReplyDeleteIf the windows are single pane, break the one next to it. If not, clear out the cabinet beside and go through the wall, carefully.
Deletenah. just insert a piece of thin plastic, metal or cardboard to hold the dishes while you open the door
DeleteWhat's going on in #2?
ReplyDeleteClear tape tore lengthwise. There's no way to fix it, might as well go back to bed.
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Look again... and look closer.
DeleteWhen the shipping or packing tape doesn't dispense the way it is supposed to after finally finding where the top layer starts again...!!!
DeletePacking tape is the Devil's most diabolical invention.
Delete#2 I hate that when tape splits and you gotta spend alot of time picking it apart makes me cuss
ReplyDeleteI'll take #2 and consider myself lucky to have avoided the rest (although the wienie-ride slide was probably pretty epic).
ReplyDelete#2 ????
ReplyDelete#10: Bobby-trap level 100
ReplyDelete#2 - Happens to me all of the time....
ReplyDelete# 8 Even the movers aren't safe
ReplyDeleteJD
What do you do with a Slippery Wiennee???? Hmmmmm??????
ReplyDelete#8. That's big $ in tires. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.
ReplyDelete#4 when you really gotta go...
ReplyDelete#4 Hope he bought his insurance before he ran into the store
ReplyDelete#6 Doesn't have very good control of his wiener
#8 Any blue city
#8 Happened to us at our leased Christmas tree warehouse in Pompano Beach several years ago. Someone cut the chain link fence down the middle, took the outside tires off the back axle of four of our 26' Penske box trucks and then after rolling them through the fence and pulled the fence back together. After the sheriff arrived, took us over 30 minutes to figure out how they did it.
ReplyDeleteStarker here,
ReplyDelete#4 Good thing the building is insurance company. Bad thing, they're in Brockville, Ontario, where there's No-Fault insurance. Each person is responsible for their own damage.
And Yes, I know it applies to vehicles and not property. I love irony, and hate no-fault! PA used to have it, damned communist/ socialist form of insurance.
The Audi TT was the second concept car to make it to production. The Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile was the first.
ReplyDelete#5 - ?
ReplyDeleteSomething got spilled on the laptop.
Delete#6. Astroglide
ReplyDelete#4 Pretty sure they aren't going to sell him a policy.
ReplyDelete#5 must have been one hell of a porn vid, that's why you should have a splash guard for your key board
ReplyDelete1. My dad did this. It was before we realized he had dementia. Business was so good at the garage door company that they couldn't find any time to show up and fix it, so I used some brute force to mash and bash things back into place.
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