# 2 The question most all guys wonder about, especially married ones # 9 If only it was that easy # 16 The asses that never ends # 20 Fortunately it's been years since I saw one of those idiots JD
#7 Was us as kids. Warring wild cavemen at home. Out in public, we were the children royalty used as an example to educate their own princes and princesses on manners. My parents would take us out to the most exclusive restaurants and get complimented on our behavior. And it didn't matter if it was The Mountain Laurel, Valle's Steak House, Big Boy, or the department store lunch counter. The same applied to weeding receptions in banquet halls. Truth be told, had we acted up while out to eat anywhere the beatings at home would have been epic.
My parents did not tolerate that behavior at home, either. You settled whatever beef you had with your sibling in a civilized manner because you didn't want the Ol' Man or Mom to get in the middle of it.
My parents were the same way. If we acted up in public, they'd drag us by our ears to somewhere they could "discipline" us. At home, it was, "If you're going to fight, take it outside. Just don't kill each other."
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# 2 The question most all guys wonder about, especially married ones
ReplyDelete# 9 If only it was that easy
# 16 The asses that never ends
# 20 Fortunately it's been years since I saw one of those idiots
JD
20. I see at least 1 almost every day.
Delete#10 cracking me up that's so funny.
ReplyDelete#8. A barbed wire scar is the mark of a well spent childhood.
ReplyDelete#6- They taxed the bitching fee? What state is this from?
ReplyDeleteAll great, but 18 and 19 hit me hard
ReplyDeleteMartyB
#7 Was us as kids. Warring wild cavemen at home. Out in public, we were the children royalty used as an example to educate their own princes and princesses on manners. My parents would take us out to the most exclusive restaurants and get complimented on our behavior. And it didn't matter if it was The Mountain Laurel, Valle's Steak House, Big Boy, or the department store lunch counter. The same applied to weeding receptions in banquet halls. Truth be told, had we acted up while out to eat anywhere the beatings at home would have been epic.
ReplyDeleteMy parents did not tolerate that behavior at home, either. You settled whatever beef you had with your sibling in a civilized manner because you didn't want the Ol' Man or Mom to get in the middle of it.
DeleteMy parents were the same way. If we acted up in public, they'd drag us by our ears to somewhere they could "discipline" us. At home, it was, "If you're going to fight, take it outside. Just don't kill each other."
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