Reminds me of the story in Reader's Digest years ago about the city cousins visiting the farm for the first time. They were met by a few goats who came up alongside their car and the city cousins immediately locked the doors. By the way, goats like to climb on vehicles.
If you really want to freak out your city cousins, tell them to look a goat in the eyes. Those rectangular pupils are likely why goats are often associated with satanic proceedings. Other than that, the goats on the neighboring ranch to ours are curious about us, if not exactly friendly. And they are only too glad to dispose of our unwanted garden waste (cabbage leaves, especially).
Ok so we have a loose goat, siblings with completely different names and a trippy Dr Bob ... This is a Monty Python skit in real life... Weirdos Now on to something completely different.. JD
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Reminds me of the story in Reader's Digest years ago about the city cousins visiting the farm for the first time. They were met by a few goats who came up alongside their car and the city cousins immediately locked the doors. By the way, goats like to climb on vehicles.
ReplyDeleteBBQ time!
ReplyDeleteNah, goat is gamey AF.
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I'm surprise, that it survived.
ReplyDeleteI mean, Detroit, and goat. Surprised it wasn't raped and then barbecued.
If it had been Dearborn, that would have happened for sure.
Anybody named Dr. Bob who is the owner of the Psychedelic Healing Shack as well as 3 goats is living his best life.
ReplyDeleteWhat ever cologn or body spray they use has Smokie horny...hence screaming like a girl. Thats what the snorting and nibbling is all about.
ReplyDeleteDetroit? Is the goat's virginity still intact?
ReplyDeleteGoat boogies in Detroit? Maybe it didn't want to have sex with Muhammad and his pals anymore.
ReplyDeleteLucky the goat wasn't loose in Dearbornistan.
ReplyDeleteIf it were Dearborn, it'd either be engaged or cooked.
ReplyDeleteI was 14 working at a State Campsite. A women came running out of her tent screaming there was a striped mouse in the tent. Yup, a chipmunk.
ReplyDeleteDon't know the value of the home. But I'm guessing DEQ will condemn the property
ReplyDeleteIf you really want to freak out your city cousins, tell them to look a goat in the eyes. Those rectangular pupils are likely why goats are often associated with satanic proceedings. Other than that, the goats on the neighboring ranch to ours are curious about us, if not exactly friendly. And they are only too glad to dispose of our unwanted garden waste (cabbage leaves, especially).
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Goats are dangerous. I once saw a goat eat a Buick, hubcaps and all...
ReplyDeleteIt's near Dearborn. Surprised he didn't try to marry it.
ReplyDeleteOk so we have a loose goat, siblings with completely different names and a trippy Dr Bob ... This is a Monty Python skit in real life... Weirdos
ReplyDeleteNow on to something completely different..
JD
I'm actually disappointed that Jupiter Star isn't his real name.
ReplyDeleteGoat was hired to deliver a father's day card, job application, or a pair of work boots?
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